Spy is sad his playmate is gone and their threads are lost to the ages

[not_onyourside]

I am not sad. Or depressed. Or whatever eet ees you are accusing me of.

Everyzzing ees fine.

And I do not want to talk about my feels or whatever nonsense you are speaking of.

Comments

[ex_haveaplan64]

And?

(Spy's not winning the last word war. Sniper's stubborn like that.)

[not_onyourside]

So you have to entertain me now.

[ex_haveaplan64]

Well, you haven't buggered off t' somewhere else, so I must be doing something roight.

[not_onyourside]

Such ego on you. Perhaps eet ees me who ees being charitable by staying.

[ex_haveaplan64]

You. Charitable.

[not_onyourside]

I most certainly can be.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Eyebrow goes up. Most of the Spy's he met so far tend to laugh off comments like that.

But he's not your therapist, so he's not going to comment on it. Instead, he's chugging right along on that snark train.)

Guess that means you're stuck with me for company.

(Translation from Sniper: thanks for putting up with him.)

[not_onyourside]

I suppose so.

Just do not talk about guns anymore.

[He plucks Sniper's hat off his head and plops it down on his own.]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Deadpan:) But wot else do I know 'ow t' talk about?

(And still deadpan, when his hat gets taken:) I loike that one.

[not_onyourside]

I will give eet back. Most likely.

You must have more conversational skills zhan zhat.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Deadpan:) I'd 'ate 't 'ave t' kill you just t' get it back.

I'm afraid I don't know any gossip, though. All I could talk about is th' weather.

[not_onyourside]

I would hate to die for a hat. Especially one as dirty as zhis ees.

Are you holding out on me? I zhink you know more zhan you are saying.

[ex_haveaplan64]

You're wearing it, aren't you?

Th' lady upstairs does, I think, but all she does is tease about it and never explain a word.

((OOC: His old shippy CR got ret-conned via executive decision. It was fun while it lasted, but in retrospect it was injecting way too much headcanon into a character I was trying to play closer to Word-of-Valve.))

[not_onyourside]

Zhey do tend to do zhat, oui. I zhink zhey enjoy watching us squirm. Especially you, you make zhe most delightful faces.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Deadpans:) All sunshoine and rainbows.

[not_onyourside]

Awww, now zhat's not a fun face.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Which is exactly why all Spy's getting are more linefaces.)

[not_onyourside]

Are you broken now?

[Will poking him help?]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Nope.avi)



(Deadpans:) Kept it this way too long. Now it's all stuck.

[not_onyourside]

Hmm.

[ Time to physically pull Sniper's lips back so he smiles. There. Much better. ]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Not so much a smile as a nightmare-inducing rictus grin, but close enough.)

(And as droll as ever:) You want amusing expressions, you should talk t' th' 'ooligan.

(i.e. Scout. Poor kid has zero brain-to-body filter.)

[not_onyourside]

[Spy will take what he can get.]

But zhen I would have to listen to him as well. And no one wants to do zhat.

[ex_haveaplan64]

True.

[not_onyourside]

[He gives Sniper his hat back.]

You see? I am not all bad.

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Scoffs.)

None 'f us passes for "good". You're a RED. That's good enough for me.