Spy is sad his playmate is gone and their threads are lost to the ages

[not_onyourside]

I am not sad. Or depressed. Or whatever eet ees you are accusing me of.

Everyzzing ees fine.

And I do not want to talk about my feels or whatever nonsense you are speaking of.

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[hasstandards]

What the bloody hell is a feel? S'that anything like feelings?

[not_onyourside]

I assume so. She ees not elaborating.

[hasstandards]

Then you probably don't want to know.

[not_onyourside]

Whatever eet ees I do not want to talk about eet. Especially not wez her.

[hasstandards]

[A pause. He's going to regret asking this.]

And why would she be thinkin' you're depressed? You actin' like a wet cat?

[notintehkitchen]

Would you like to hug Jell-O for comfort? He gives good kisses.

[not_onyourside]

I will pass.

But zhank you.

[ Keep that thing away from him. ]

[notintehkitchen]

That would be your loss.

[not_onyourside]

I am simply making more time for zhe two of you.

[notintehkitchen]

Oh?! Is that so...

You aren't scared of him?

[ex_haveaplan64]

Feelings are for chumps.

(Says the chump who had to have months of CR literally erased because the mun decided he was tsundere had co-dependency issues.)

[not_onyourside]

You are telling me you have none?

[ex_haveaplan64]

Not th' koind that would lead me t' bludgeon a bloke t' death with a golf trophy.

(Which is why he shoots people with a high-powered rifle.)

[not_onyourside]

..

Do you speak from experience?

[ex_haveaplan64]

'f course not. Got better self control than that.

(Which is, again, why he shoots people with a high-powered rifle.)

[alittleshit]

Oh look at that...you have feelins. Someone call the press.

[not_onyourside]

Eets nice to see you too.

[Except where it isn't.]

[alittleshit]

I know. Who wouldn't be happy ta see me?

[Your sarcasm is wasted on this one, Spy. His ego gets in the way.]

The little sad Spy needs a hug? [Not like he would give him one. Unless a bat to the knee counts as one.]

[not_onyourside]

Eef I did I would be zhe first person to touch you een years.

[alittleshit]

[Scout frowns, almost letting out a frustrated grunt.] And how are you so sure about that?

[nomorebodybags]

"...mein mun iz zhe same vith me. Alzhough, I didn't see you as zhe...um..ehm...hm..." Wilhelm does not wish to offend the Spy, even if they aren't of the same team, "...zhe Amerikan saying of...touching and the feeling type?"

[not_onyourside]

Touching and feeling?

[He grins. That's definitely the way he would put it.]

Zhese mundanes are always wanting to invade our private lives.

[nomorebodybags]

"Yes. Zhat. And you are telling me..." The things that Wilhelm had gone through due to his mun was numerous, "I feel as zhough zhat mein private life is of zhe deceased. It iz zhe only zhing I can't bring back now. Zhe moment I was created, was the moment I lost zhe privacy."

[not_onyourside]

I believe zhat ees zhe point of all zhis. Zhey enjoy eet. For reasons I cannot understand.

[nomorebodybags]

"It is because zhey are sadists. Pure sadists." Wilhelm nods to agree with the Spy. Muns will be talk down upon.