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dear_mun2014-08-01 12:45 pm
hailing_hydra) wrote in dear_mun2014-08-01 12:45 pm
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Probably the only Marvel fan who hasn't seen GotG yet, but muse doesn't care.
When do I get to kill Captain America?
What? You weren't subtle with the username, I'm not going to be subtle when I deal with you. This is business; this is my purpose. This is what I was made for and now is more or less the time. Don't plan on having me in your head for long. Once this is over with, I'm out. I've got a lot to do. I'm supposed to be helping remake the world, not playing games with you on memes or whatever it is you think we'll be doing.
Besides, My Little Pony is on in a few minutes. You know how I love the Canterlot Wedding two-parter, and it's almost the weekend. I want to sleep in like a normal person for once.
Go find my superiors while I watch. I need someone to debrief me.
What? You weren't subtle with the username, I'm not going to be subtle when I deal with you. This is business; this is my purpose. This is what I was made for and now is more or less the time. Don't plan on having me in your head for long. Once this is over with, I'm out. I've got a lot to do. I'm supposed to be helping remake the world, not playing games with you on memes or whatever it is you think we'll be doing.
Besides, My Little Pony is on in a few minutes. You know how I love the Canterlot Wedding two-parter, and it's almost the weekend. I want to sleep in like a normal person for once.
Go find my superiors while I watch. I need someone to debrief me.
Well Eric is fairly easy going for a hero. But he can capture her when they're done.
Oh, right. Soooo you're one of those created for war types then? I suppose not existing would suck. You do know all that helping out was just so your folks would owe them and they could force you to do whatever the heck they want, right? I mean you should really meet Agent Jessica Drew and hear what that gal has to say about HYDRA.
Only if they watch My Little Pony afterwards.
Don't talk bad about my parents. They're good people and I'm blessed to have them no matter how I ended up with them. I love them. And so long as they're in HYDRA, I'll be in it with them. Wouldn't you do the same for your parents?
She can watch it on DVD in her cell! ;)
It's the organisation I dislike, not your folks specifically. And as far as I know my folks don't know I'm a super hero. It's safer for them that way.
Is it sad I would totally read a spin-off comic about him trying to de-brainwash her?
...you lie to your parents?! [Dude, she may work for HYDRA, but she has standards.]
Lol! That would be pretty fun actually, she'd be his rival turned side kick?
It's not... lying, more concealing the truth. You're a kid, you must do that stuff all the time. [And trust me, it's not the worst thing he's done by a mile.]
Totally. And then they hang out and it's a blend of awkward and awesome.
Not... really? I mean, my parents are really great. I can tell them anything, especially my dad. Unless it's girl stuff and then it's my mom's arena. I try not to talk a lot about stuff that bothers them but they know about that stuff anyway.
Least he's not likely to hit on her anytime soon, he's pretty bad with women 21+.
Your parents sound remarkably normal for belonging to terrorists and all. By girl stuff I assume you mean icky teen girl stuff, so good call.
...ugh, I don't know if I can arrest you now, I mean you've threatened Cap but that's not exactly the same as trying to kill him.
So they've got 7 years of time to be BFFs. Which they both kinda need, really.
Icky stuff, yeah, but if Mom's at work and I have no to talk to he'll volunteer for it. He'll dive on that grenade, you know?
Well, that and there's the whole international law thing - I don't know if you can arrest somebody in Iceland for making a threat on an American and try them for that? Would that have to go to international court? I'm still working on getting my passport, are there rules about traveling without it? If we both end up with fines for stuff that isn't even what we were arguing about I think we kinda failed no matter who wins.
...how do superheroes travel all the time and not get hit with fines by anybody, anyway?
Pretty much, yeah.
Heh, pretty brave dude. I think I'm likely to suck at the icky talks if I ever have kids.
I was under the impression that super heroes are exempt from that sort of thing since they wiped out the Super Human Registration Act a while back. Your situation sounds kind of complicated, and I sure as hell wouldn't want either of us to get a fine.
Tell you what, I've got a politically sound idea. How about we spar somewhere, using our skills and powers, and whoever loses buys the other lunch? But to fair we also say the loser picks the venue in case of lack of funds.
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Well, an Icelander cannot exit the country unaccompanied if they're a minor. So I'd have to call my parents and check the passport laws unless superheroes immunity to fines extends to people they're arresting. Does it? I really need to look up all this stuff.
Um... should I bring my sword or leave it behind? I know you have more experience and armor but if I end up seriously injuring you I won't have to worry about the Avengers, my parents will ground me forever. But if you have weapons and I don't then that's kind of skewed.
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You probably should if you're gonna... I dunno, be a cute little terrorist or something. You know if you weren't so clearly with the bad guys I'd have at least considered you for a side kick since you know your stuff.
You have a sword?! Who's your dad, Baron Zemo?! Oh wait he's German. I'm pretty sure I would like to avoud being skewered, even in armour. Then again I'll probably be the size of an ant. Are you even going to be able to hit me with that size difference? I... kind of have weapons. It's complicated. Ultimately I'm more of a scout type.
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[She grins, and rubs her neck sheepishly.] There was this girl when I was five. I had the biggest crush on her. She thought I was cute in this school play where I played a knight. So I went home and I knew I was going to weapons training and I begged to do sword training. I'm not sure how I thought she'd ever believe me when I said I knew how to use a real sword, but. It made sense at the time.
Hey, the fighting thing was your idea, not mine.
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That's sweet, like how I had a thing for Lauren Ellis when I was six so I spent a year on piano reticals just so I could hang about her. You do weird shit when you're a little kid if it's for that weird initial love when you don't especially get love thing.
Alright, if I wear my armour and can shrink, I'll give you the option to use it if you want to. Just be careful. Don't swords have a dull edge thing if you twist them round, or is that just in video games?
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It all makes sense at the time. And I got a kiss on the cheek out of it after I brought the actual sword to school, but then I got detention for bringing a weapon to school. This is why my parents lock it up now. Do something stupid to impress a girl once and they never let you live it down...
Depends on the sword, actually. I've used both kinds. It's actually the weight of the metal that throws people off - if you're used to one sword, something that weighs significantly more or less will throw your balance off entirely. That's where people injure themselves with a weapon they think they can handle.
Dude! I should totally teach you how to use swords. It's a really great workout and your spatial awareness spikes. And you will feel like a badass for the rest of your life.
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You do crazy things for love. So do you like just girls or boys and girls? I know it's a delicate question and all but since you brought it up...
Ok, you want to train me, a guy who is totally the opposite side to you, to learn how to use pointy stabby things?
...I guess it would be pretty fun. Alright.
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Girls, I think. I mean, I haven't met any boys I'm attracted to. I like them as friends. They're not awful. I'm just kinda 'meh' about guys. No offense meant!
I like sword fighting and nobody wants to spar with me anymore. It's really sucky. So yeah, we should do sword fights. And then get ice cream.
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It's fine, girls are hot anyway. But it's nothing to be worried about, though if you'd ever met my friends you'd have probably spent most of the time playing poker and video games together.
Sure. But I'll be wearing my armour just in case, for possible injuries and stuff.