Team Fortress 2 ; BLU OC Medic looking for a home or playmate

[nomorebodybags]

"Yes Mun, I know of your urge to put me on...zhe field."

Wilhelm's obvious frustration accompanies his tone as he trails his fingers through his platinum blonde hair, roughing the neat field up as his frustration gets the best of his physical actions.

"Yes. Yes I understand but--you must understand. Medics such as myself, original characters, aren't very...uh as you would say: Haters many haters?" How he wanted to knock some sense into his mun, though he really couldn't because if he were to physically or mentally in a way hurt his mun, he had the chance of not existing in this world anymore. He would, but he would in a way, cease to exist, especially if the fanfics were to stop updating.

"Oh. No? Hm...zhen how about unliked? Ja? Vould you agree vith zhat? Of course, of course. It's not zhat I am straight but um could you make sure zhat I don't end up like I did in your current work? I don't like zhat whole Spy stabbing my palm over and over, it's excruciating even for my taste..."

His mun and their sickening taste, not that he complained but sometimes things tended to go rather--overboard--to the point that he himself would have hard to taking it all in. Sometimes he wished he'd end up in the respawn room just so that he could get away from it all, but that would only repeat the cycle.

"Maybe if you vere to maybe...vork on zhis...first fanfic of yours more, I vould be at least up for zhis...water testing you've muttered so much about?"

The work that the Mun had currently hit writer's block for, maybe that was the reason why Wilhelm was being placed into the field. This way, if he were to somehow bait someone, then the Mun themselves can somehow get rid of their now semi-permanent writer's block. It wasn't that the Mun wasn't trying but rather they had only bad ideas pop-up. Frustrating this /writing/ business tended to be.

"...ach...you frustrate me so very much sometimes zhat I vant to just...ach...hmph...forget about it. You're going to make my ears burn to ashes at zhis rate. I alvays vondered, vhy you made me. Iz it zhe fascination for zhat TentaSpy of mine? Must be. You're alvays so fond of mein masterpieces."

His frustration is fuming from his ears, but he's not about to let the Mun get him to lose his cool. Wilhelm turns his back and crosses his arms, his eyes shut from being unable to look at his Mun any longer.

"Ve vill see how zhis goes, don't keep your hopes up. It's quite...desperate. It makes you look so veak. It's embarrassing."

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[sentryslinger]

I don't mean to pry where I ought not to, Doc, but I've got to ask... TentaSpy?

[nomorebodybags]

"Yes, he's quite fascinating. I vould love to show him to you next time..." Wilhelm gives the Engineer a smile before pointing up and resting the tip of his finger upon his own cheek. "He's asleep for now, vhy? Has he peek some sort of interest vithin you?"

[sentryslinger]

Only in the scientific sense, where I'm wonderin' just what on God's green earth is a TentaSpy.

[Or he's wondering if he wants to know, since the implication of the name is... pretty clear.]

[nomorebodybags]

Wilhelm had forgotten that his lab was always--underground. Not that it would matter if the Engineer knew, he wouldn't last a second down there, "He's a birth of gene-splicing. Created through multiple procedure of mixing a human gene and octopus gene together, he's zhe most beautiful thing I've ever seen and studied." Though maybe a simple visual picture should be handed to the Engineer, just in case he had hung around with the Scout for too long, "...think of zhe mermaid...except...tentacles instead of those...fins."

[sentryslinger]

And you made this merman usin' a Spy?

[eyelander]

And I thought the lass havin' me run around here was bloody insane.

[nomorebodybags]

"Ach, my mun is incredibly insane, but zhey did make me. I can't complain..."

[eyelander]

Juss because someone made ye doesn't mean you can't complain when they're not lettin' you do your job, lad.

[nomorebodybags]

"...hm...you're right! I guess I just am not used to zhis...zhis type of um...rant?"

[eyelander]

That's the spirit, laddie. Now you tell that mundane of yours to take those kinds of ideas to the grave because you're not havin' 'em!

[notintehkitchen]

Don't worry. You can fit in.

[Says the fem!pyro that's been around for four years now.]

[nomorebodybags]

Wilhelm's eyes perk up as he hears a rather comforting statement, "Ah...danke schön." It wasn't just the fact that his mun was putting him out that was irritating him, but it was the fact that it was his first time out. He doesn't know how others are out there, "I feel like, it's my first time in Medical school...not zhat I remember zhat, but it must have been nerve wrecking."

[notintehkitchen]

You don't remember? But you look young compared to other senseis I've seen around here.

[nomorebodybags]

"It's um...just before joining the BLU team? I'm quite zhe...blur?" Wilhelm gives the Pyro a smile but rather melts it away by looking down at the ground, "Hm...it doesn't bother me...zhat I don't remember."

[notintehkitchen]

That's not good. Is your memory really foggy? Sensei and Engineers are supposed to be smart, that's bad.

[not_onyourside]

[ Guess who didn't think being a Tentaspy was all that great?]

Dare I inquire as to why ?

[nomorebodybags]

Oh so sorry to hear that, but Wilhelm would have loved you, "Vhy? Vhy as in...vhy is it embarrassing? Or are you asking about vhy I vould go far as to create a magnificent creation such as zhe TentaSpy?"

[not_onyourside]

[ He was in a foul temper for the duration so it's best Medic stayed away. ]

Magnificent ees not zhe word I would use for eet.

Why would you do zhat een zhe first place?

[nomorebodybags]

This was the RED Spy, it's not like he's going around turning people into experiments, "Don't vorry." It's okay though Spy, Medic's not a fan of you either, his backaches just looking at you, so he will take a step back for precaution, "And I do it for science and as my job...and to fulfill my curiosity...and I only accept villing participants. Not just anyvon.."

[not_onyourside]

[ He has that effect on people. ]

Someone volunteered for zhat? Why would -- Non. I do not want to know.

Zhe company paid you for zhis?

[shhhhh_secret]

Eef you must turn us into animal-human hybrids "for science" or whatever eet eez that motivates you, I'm not one to judge, can't you pick a creature zat has more mobility on land?

Zere are only a small handful of bases where being half-octopus eez useful, after all.

((OOC: Priorities, Spy has them.))

[nomorebodybags]

That was exactly the question Wilhelm asked when first hired for this job. Although, every negative and logical thoughts were thrown out when the TentaSpy's charm go the best of him, "Eh zhat's zhe question I asked too..." He muttered to himself before shaking his head, "And no, I don't need anymore, just a Medic iz missing..." He didn't know what thy meant but he wasn't going to go through a transformation himself, not to mention the BLU base didn't mention such a plan to him either. Besides, all the projects were volunteers, none of them were forced to do anything.

( ooc: the mun agrees with the spy. Priorities priorities. )

[shhhhh_secret]

I'm afraid I can offer no assistance een locating people. My usual task eez to make zem disappear, after all.

[nomorebodybags]

"Hm? On no. I meant zhat I have all zhe classes I need for zhe assigned project, except zhe Medic." He chuckles nervously, "It iz as though I am supposed to be zhe volunteer." He's joking, although he can feel his stomach flipping a few times.

[shhhhh_secret]

(Psh, Spy's been "volunteered", sometimes without his express consent, too many times to count already.)

Eet eez only fair zat you also take part een your experiments, non? For science and all zat.