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-- Wilhelm Ehrlichmann { OC BLU Medic } ([personal profile] nomorebodybags) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-07-28 12:21 am

Team Fortress 2 ; BLU OC Medic looking for a home or playmate

"Yes Mun, I know of your urge to put me on...zhe field."

Wilhelm's obvious frustration accompanies his tone as he trails his fingers through his platinum blonde hair, roughing the neat field up as his frustration gets the best of his physical actions.

"Yes. Yes I understand but--you must understand. Medics such as myself, original characters, aren't very...uh as you would say: Haters many haters?" How he wanted to knock some sense into his mun, though he really couldn't because if he were to physically or mentally in a way hurt his mun, he had the chance of not existing in this world anymore. He would, but he would in a way, cease to exist, especially if the fanfics were to stop updating.

"Oh. No? Hm...zhen how about unliked? Ja? Vould you agree vith zhat? Of course, of course. It's not zhat I am straight but um could you make sure zhat I don't end up like I did in your current work? I don't like zhat whole Spy stabbing my palm over and over, it's excruciating even for my taste..."

His mun and their sickening taste, not that he complained but sometimes things tended to go rather--overboard--to the point that he himself would have hard to taking it all in. Sometimes he wished he'd end up in the respawn room just so that he could get away from it all, but that would only repeat the cycle.

"Maybe if you vere to maybe...vork on zhis...first fanfic of yours more, I vould be at least up for zhis...water testing you've muttered so much about?"

The work that the Mun had currently hit writer's block for, maybe that was the reason why Wilhelm was being placed into the field. This way, if he were to somehow bait someone, then the Mun themselves can somehow get rid of their now semi-permanent writer's block. It wasn't that the Mun wasn't trying but rather they had only bad ideas pop-up. Frustrating this /writing/ business tended to be.

"...ach...you frustrate me so very much sometimes zhat I vant to just...ach...hmph...forget about it. You're going to make my ears burn to ashes at zhis rate. I alvays vondered, vhy you made me. Iz it zhe fascination for zhat TentaSpy of mine? Must be. You're alvays so fond of mein masterpieces."

His frustration is fuming from his ears, but he's not about to let the Mun get him to lose his cool. Wilhelm turns his back and crosses his arms, his eyes shut from being unable to look at his Mun any longer.

"Ve vill see how zhis goes, don't keep your hopes up. It's quite...desperate. It makes you look so veak. It's embarrassing."
sentryslinger: (THAT'S FROM YOURS TRULY, SON)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mean to pry where I ought not to, Doc, but I've got to ask... TentaSpy?
sentryslinger: (Y'ALL JUST GOT BRANDED)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Only in the scientific sense, where I'm wonderin' just what on God's green earth is a TentaSpy.

[Or he's wondering if he wants to know, since the implication of the name is... pretty clear.]
sentryslinger: (YOU JUST AIN'T DOIN' IT RIGHT)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
And you made this merman usin' a Spy?
sentryslinger: (THAT WAS GETTIN' HEAVY)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I thought you might've meant.

[And there is the most unsure look in the known universe.]

Now, I don't mean to be one to question a man's work, seein' how some of my own ain't what most would consider conventional, but aren't there some kind of rules against experimentin' on fellow mercenaries?
sentryslinger: (HECK NO)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, they actually hired you to make some kind of monster? No, worse- to turn a man into one.

I don't know, Doc... That just ain't right if you ask me.
sentryslinger: (JUST A DEAD LITTLE JACKRABBIT)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
We might be guns for hire, Doc, but there's a difference between doin' what we do and playin' God.
sentryslinger: (GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Machines aren't people, Medic. Machines are designed to be changed, rearranged, and combined to make them better, but to do the same to a man, even a willin' one... Sounds like somethin' straight out of Frankenstein.
sentryslinger: (Default)

There are a fair number! Most of them float around this community, though some are in games.

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
If you're talkin' about killin' two birds with one stone, I can't say I see how you're doin' it by turning a man into some kind of creature.
eyelander: (pic#8066266)

[personal profile] eyelander 2014-07-28 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
And I thought the lass havin' me run around here was bloody insane.
sentryslinger: (MOVE 'EM OUT)

I know 3 Steps from Paradise and Route 29 have casts. Will see who else I can find!

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[His brow furrows.]

I still say it ain't right, but tell me this: what practical applications to these monster men of yours have? And why would BLU be interested in somethin' like that?
sentryslinger: (THAT'S FROM YOURS TRULY, SON)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[[[community profile] 3step_paradise & [community profile] route_29 are the games. The former has some BLUs and REDs, and the latter has a solo Sniper.]]

How about I take some educated guesses, then.
sentryslinger: (YOU LOOK A MITE TONGUE-TIED)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2014-07-28 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[[RP will be here later. Sleep tight!]]

I sure can try.

Let's see... With a Spy, I can see where stickin' to the walls like an octopus would have some kind of tactical advantage.
eyelander: (pic#8066253)

[personal profile] eyelander 2014-07-28 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Juss because someone made ye doesn't mean you can't complain when they're not lettin' you do your job, lad.
notintehkitchen: (Cuddling Jell-O)

[personal profile] notintehkitchen 2014-07-28 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. You can fit in.

[Says the fem!pyro that's been around for four years now.]

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