canon is OFF, voicetesting just for fun

[offbase]

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This username is ridiculous.

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[extremelycute]

Hey...nothing wasn't part of the deal. If I get nothing, I'll probably cry.

[Does Batter want to be responsible for making a girl cry? People will draw the wrong conclusion!]

[offbase]

For now, I'm still going. Don't do that.

[He almost lost patience. He had to remember this was only a little child. Losing patience with a child purposely annoying him wasn't something he wanted to get through with today. So he eased up a little bit, trying to keep his head on.

She's not impure, just annoying.]

And I'm the Batter.

[extremelycute]

Ohhhh. So, you swing that way. Because you're a batter.

[Sa-wing, batter, batter!]

I used to be known as Miu Matsuoka, but just now I decided to change my name to μ.

...Huh. But I guess that sounds the same.

[offbase]

Were those attempts at jokes?

[Humor =/= Good. For the Batter. To be honest, he preferred those to her trying to pick at him specifically. He decided it was best to humor her further, if it meant that this could go a little faster. So that was all he said for now, just to see what she said next.]

[extremelycute]

They were jokes, but they'd be better on paper. Trust me on that one, okay? It's okay to laugh.

[offbase]

Perhaps.

It was far better and wittier than I thought you could come up with.

[Take that comment with a grain of salt. It was like the nicest thing he had said to her so far.]

I did expect something more juvenile.