canon is OFF, voicetesting just for fun

[offbase]

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This username is ridiculous.

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[mighty_casey]

We have more important concerns than their love of baseball jokes.

oh my battercest

[offbase]

Yes.

The Muns must think they're so funny and clever.

i haven't played him in forever, forgive me if I'm a bit rusty

[mighty_casey]

They need to learn that we do not exist for their amusement.

shhhh, you're fabulous

[offbase]

There doesn't even seem to be any specters here, so I see even less of a point in what The Muns are doing other than their stupid ideas of amusement.

[mighty_casey]

Spectres are not the only impure things, brother. Perhaps our muns have sent us on a holy mission to purify other worlds.

It would be selfish to keep our gift of purification to ourselves, after all.

[offbase]

[He lifted his head, absorbing those words. But of course.]

This seems likely. There are indeed more things impure than hellish spirits. This world is far different than the ones we were previously sent out to purify.

But something that should be purified, none the less.

[mighty_casey]

Agreed. We will do what must be done in order to redeem these foul creatures.

[offbase]

It is our duty...Brother.

[It was like they were each repeating what each other said in different words, as if he was just using the other for confirmation.]

[extremelycute]

Why is your username ridiculous?

[offbase]

[...]

I don't see the need to explain if you can't see for yourself.

[extremelycute]

Why don't you see the need to explain if I can't see for myself?

[offbase]

[This child was serious.]

Because you should learn for yourself.

[extremelycute]

Why should I learn for myself?

[offbase]

[Oh my god.]

This is pointless.

Are you doing this on purpose?

[extremelycute]

Why is this pointless? Why am I doing this on purpose?

[extremelycute]

AH!

[extremelycute]

You figured it out! Congratulations!

[offbase]

I TOLD YOU I'D THROW HIM AT YOU.

[thetallmister]

Seems fitting to me.

ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE THO

[offbase]

I thought I destroyed you.

[This day was already fantastic.]

GOOD.

[thetallmister]

You did, unfortunately.

But this place doesn't work by our world's rules.

<3

[offbase]

I understand that. Though that does not mean there aren't things impure.

/smooch

[thetallmister]

[Dedan tosses his head back and snorts.]

You'll find things don't "purify" so easily here.

[offbase]

[Ugh, he could do without seeing that horrible, smug, hostile attitude.]

Yet, I will find a way and I hope you don't care to stop me.

[thetallmister]

[That gets a laugh out of him. Holy shit. Who knew he was capable of that?

Afterwards, he loooommss over the Batter, invading his personal space. Somehow that odd mouth of his curls into what might possibly be an attempt at a grin.]

Nah. I'll just watch and relish when you find you can't do a damn thing against your targets. I can't wait until someone deems you as the impure one.