Voice test for mylittlejamjar, canon is Fallout Equestria

[wastelandkindness]

A chance to meet the Mare of the Ministry of Peace, to learn from her, and to bring that knowledge back to the Wastelands? Why on Celestia's green Earth would I be angry about that? No, this is a wonderful idea.

It's just a bit of a delicate time. With Pip seeking answers in a tin of mints and our actually having a real, literal chance to heal the world - well, I will be glad to be back as I left.

And there's the fact that Pyrelight is a sweetheart, but he's... not exactly healthy to have around. Should I really inflict that on an Equestria before the war? Do they even know what radiation sickness IS?

...I guess it's a good thing I know how to make Rad-Away, but then there's the question of how to heal Pyrelight if he's injured.

I still want to go. The chance to actually meet Fluttershy is too much for me to bear. Even if I have to pay for it with a song.

It's just... keep in mind the Ministry's code: "First do no harm." Not to the past, not to Pip and Calamity, not to anyone if I can help it.

Comments

The bit about orange juice is FoE canon.

[wastelandkindness]

Orange juice concentrate, which ages much worse.

When I make it I add sweetener and cranberry or apple juice. The freshness helps.

Nice to see someone else who knows what we're up against. Well, in my homeworld.

I did remember that! Its been awhile since I read the actual FOE fic, though

[fckingcazadors]

You could try adding whiskey, that'd probably make it go down a lot easier.

Somepony...so you're normally like this?

[wastelandkindness]

...Okay, THAT's interesting.

You're very obviously a pony, not a zebra or a buffalo. So what else is there?

[fckingcazadors]

Humans? I used to be human. Is that even a thing here?

[wastelandkindness]

...Oh no. Not another world.

[fckingcazadors]

That seems to be common here.

So...how are you...you're always a pony but there was a great war in your world too? How the hell does that happen, this place is so peaceful and friendly its almost painful.

[wastelandkindness]

It happened because...

[How to describe it]

Because ponies... ponies never change. They did what they thought was right, when Celestia fell. But a government needs to be lead by the worthy, and six worthy heroes didn't make six worthy leaders...

Maybe one. Maybe. But it was moot when the zebra attacked, anyway. I don't suppose you know what a megaspell matrix is?

[fckingcazadors]

War never changes...even in another world. Doesn't make you feel very optimistic.

No. Do you know what a nuclear bomb is?

[wastelandkindness]

My guess is that it's close enough to a balefire bomb for the terms to be practically interchangeable. A burst of light hot enough to boil telephone poles, then radioactivity for decades after.

[fckingcazadors]

Decades? Try centuries. But pretty close otherwise.

[wastelandkindness]

Centuries. Shit. We have our work cut out for us.

[fckingcazadors]

Best you can do is avoid it as much as you can. There's no real fixing it.