Voice test for mylittlejamjar, canon is Fallout Equestria

[wastelandkindness]

A chance to meet the Mare of the Ministry of Peace, to learn from her, and to bring that knowledge back to the Wastelands? Why on Celestia's green Earth would I be angry about that? No, this is a wonderful idea.

It's just a bit of a delicate time. With Pip seeking answers in a tin of mints and our actually having a real, literal chance to heal the world - well, I will be glad to be back as I left.

And there's the fact that Pyrelight is a sweetheart, but he's... not exactly healthy to have around. Should I really inflict that on an Equestria before the war? Do they even know what radiation sickness IS?

...I guess it's a good thing I know how to make Rad-Away, but then there's the question of how to heal Pyrelight if he's injured.

I still want to go. The chance to actually meet Fluttershy is too much for me to bear. Even if I have to pay for it with a song.

It's just... keep in mind the Ministry's code: "First do no harm." Not to the past, not to Pip and Calamity, not to anyone if I can help it.

Comments

[kind_to_all]

To.... to meet m-me?

[ Uh what ]

1/2

[wastelandkindness]

[Hang on for a bit. She's just making this face. Mixed with shock.]

2/2

[wastelandkindness]

Minister. I -

- I don't actually know what to say, Minister.

Just that I appreciate your work. And all that you tried to do for us, before everything went -

- but of course you wouldn't know about that, would you? It hasn't...

Let me start over. My name is Velvet Remedy, a doctor from my time. And it is an honor and a privelige to meet you.

Re: 2/2

[kind_to_all]

I...

[ What. ]

I'm really sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just Fluttershy, um... Miss Velvet.

Re: 2/2

[wastelandkindness]

Of course. You're from before the Ministry of Peace was even founded, aren't you?

Just - urgh. I hate time travel so much.

Let's just say it's a pleasure and leave it at that.

[At this point, a green-flamed phoenix lands at her feet and trills.]

Pyrelight says it's a pleasure too.

[sunny_skies]

You sound like you're having a decisive moment right now. Is there anything you need to prepare beforehand?

[wastelandkindness]

Mostly anti-radiation medications, in case Pyrelight is too friendly with the natives. Possibly some texts so that they know what they're up against.

...a microphone, because I know people WILL ask me to sing.

Contingency plans and the address of Dr. Feelgood in case Pip sinks any deeper into her mint tins.

[sunny_skies]

That's quite a lot of things to do. And anti-radiation medicines are always welcome here.

And while I do not think Contingency Plans are needed much, it is best to be prepared.

Oh, I'm Sunny Skies by the way.

[wastelandkindness]

Velvet Remedy.

...This place looks a lot better than I remembered it.

[What with the raiders and the death and the battle saddles and ayayay.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie shall have to announce that Equestria is not this wasteland you so dare to mention.

Regardless of whether or not it is, you are welcome to be a part of Trixie's adoring audience!

[wastelandkindness]

[Wow rude. You're lucky she's only been spoiled up to Chapter 21 or she'd have more than words for you.]

I'm well aware of that. There's a reason I'm worried about bringing my friend with me. Balephoenixes don't play nice with an ecology that isn't already heavily irridiated.

Ugh. Ministry of Morale. Of course.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[There's always room for a canon update.]

Then you should depart from your... Balephoenix for a time. 'Tis of no matter, as you will eventually return to your pet.

Trixie knows not what this Ministry is. She demands an explanation.

[wastelandkindness]

[Always.]

24 hour party ponies who FIRMLY believed in panopticon surveillance and better living through chemistry.

Celestia's horn, Pip, I told you to stop taking those 'mints.'

[fckingcazadors]

How do you MAKE Rad-Away?

I just made this up based on real world antirad treatments

[wastelandkindness]

It's a mixture of several heavy metal salt ions and activated charcoal in purified water, flavored with orange juice of all things.

Which is why it's not very pleasant leaving your system, but at least it's taking radiation with it.

i expected "its a spell" so whatever works :3

[fckingcazadors]

Orange juice? So that's what that weird taste is. Can't say it ages well.

The bit about orange juice is FoE canon.

[wastelandkindness]

Orange juice concentrate, which ages much worse.

When I make it I add sweetener and cranberry or apple juice. The freshness helps.

Nice to see someone else who knows what we're up against. Well, in my homeworld.

[caneattheseapples]

I dunno why it is, but apparently this Equestria can't help but pull ponies from shittier worlds. Least you'll be in good company.

At least you're looking at going there the right way.

[wastelandkindness]

Maybe Celestia and Luna have a sense of mercy. Maybe it's because our worlds have toughened us up and we're needed to protect locals who've never needed to.

I'm sure Homage would like that latter theory, anyway.

[caneattheseapples]

As fucking dumb as it sounds? There's a purpose and reason for everything that happens, and we end up abiding by what's right in the end.

That's gooshy and dumb. But I'm pretty sure it's real.

[wastelandkindness]

So Little Pip and Homage keep telling me. Calamity got branded for saying so. They just - burned away his Cutie Mark with a red-hot iron and replaced it with a lightning bolt.

I hope they're right. I really, really hope you're right, too.

Where are my manners? Call me Velvet.

[raisethemoon]

Ah! What a unique bird!

[Also she is quite sure the green earth is not Celestia's, but she will refrain from mentioning such!]

[wastelandkindness]

[Shivers of wonder tend to be A Thing She's Having these days.]

...Luna.

[And that's all you're getting out of her right now.]

[raisethemoon]

Indeed. Well met, my little pony.

[SHE CAN SAY IT TOO]

[wastelandkindness]

Sun and moon. I.

Please make me the happiest of Your creations and tell me you have no idea what the Ministries are.