upcoming fourth wall events, maybe.

[cancerousrage]

I DO NOT *FLAIL*. I MAKE MY POINTS WITH GRAVITAS AND DIGNITY, YOU RIDICULOUS PINK-SKINNED IDIOT. ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT ME BY NOW, BUT NO. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME ALONE, CAN YOU? EVERY TIME I THINK I'M FINALLY SAFE, BURIED SAFELY DEEP INSIDE THE PILE OF EXCREMENT THAT FILLS YOUR THINKPAN, YOU HAVE TO ROOT THROUGH THE SHIT AND DRAG ME BACK UP KICKING AND SCREAMING, YOU SADISTIC JERK. I'M ALREADY DEAD, IS THAT NOT PUNISHMENT ENOUGH FOR WHATEVER FUCK-UP I COMMITTED WHEN I WAS ALIVE? DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPEND ETERNITY SAT AROUND WAITING FOR YOU TO REMEMBER I EXIST ON THE RARE OCCASION YOU FEEL LIKE IT? BEING ERASED FOREVER IS STARTING TO SEEM VERY ATTRACTIVE, HONESTLY.

...NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE ASSORTMENT OF MORONS AND WASTES OF SPACE AT THIS OTHER PLACE. TRY THE OTHER GREY SHOUTY IMBECILE. OR NEPETA. THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE NEPETA, EVEN IF SHE IS ALREADY THERE.

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[tenthsicle]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. You sound like an idiot.

[Also he's not moving. He likes it in his throne chair very much, and has no intention of getting up. For anything.]