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You would think I'd be happy, being left alone all the time.

I would be, if it weren't for the fact that you keep polluting this place with people I absolutely can't stand, and never would be able to stand, by any stretch of the imagination. And then you wonder why I'm grouchy, and don't want to help with anything, when you do ask.

- C.

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Pfffff. Man, I missed talking to you.

I haven't seen you around, but that could be because I haven't been around, either. Being alive is stressful, right now.

Pretty fuckin' much. I've been like... exhaustingly busy lately, with this fucking game.

I'm glad I'm not the one who has to go, to say the least.

How's Brad doing?

I'm happy for you; you'd fucking hate it. Trolls everywhere.

... I dunno. I think he's okay, or at least like... getting there. Dying really messed him up.

Literally, or figuratively? Nevermind, I don't like trolls in either sense of the word.

How is it that people are just coming back from being dead?

Both. It's Chris paradise.

No idea. It's just how it seems to work, there. Somebody dies, their body decomposes at like two-ex speed and a week later, they wake up in the morgue with no voice. It's fucked up.

...You had to watch him decompose? That's. I don't even know, that's probably the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

Well... y'know. I couldn't - I mean, I didn't just... leave him to do that, I got some help and um -- buried him before it got too far, but, uh. I think that's up there, too.

Wow, I'm. Really sorry. With all the things that have already happened to you, you shouldn't have had to do that.

Thanks. But. He's back now, so... hey, there's that. I think things'll be relatively normal again once he gets his voice back. Cuz no voice means no stupid jokes, and that's like... how he deals.

Yeah, he's probably shriveling up like a raisin, in there.

Probably, poor guy. He's taken to sending people obnoxiously long, rambly texts. Good thing he has the thumbs of a professional tweeter.

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