dear_mun | (no subject)

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You would think I'd be happy, being left alone all the time.

I would be, if it weren't for the fact that you keep polluting this place with people I absolutely can't stand, and never would be able to stand, by any stretch of the imagination. And then you wonder why I'm grouchy, and don't want to help with anything, when you do ask.

- C.

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Making new friends, huh?

Yeah, well, they probably can't stand you, either.

Then they'll leave me alone of their own volition. Nothing could be better than that.

No one who's come in after me has been at all tolerable. I think something's wrong with J's brain.

Maybe he's trying to balance out your srs bsns.

I'm assuming it's hard to leave you alone when you're always sighing loudly about how much you can't fucking stand everyone.

[ POT, KETTLE, KARKAT. ]

Whatever he's doing, it's making my entire self, srs bsns included, want to go flying out the window.

I don't do it in front of them. I'm not rude.

[No but you visibly look down your nose at them mmkay]

Ignore them. That's what I do. Not that anyone super irritating has showed up lately.

I'm surprised you haven't built, like, your own Fortress of Solitude yet.

Correct. You're just a douche.

So are you. Why are you even here, aside from trying to reinforce what a jerk I am?

I'm contemplating. I might have to start my own sovereign nation, to get away from these people.

A soundproof sovereign nation. These people are loud as all get out.

We'll make sure the soundproof sovereign nation comes with a cane and a patio rocking chair.

Aside from there being no such thing as too many reminders, I didn't exactly have a say in the matter.

But now I've said my piece! So fuck you and good night.

Who's assdamaging you now, Intolerantstopher?

I hate to say this, but the cane needs to be weaponized, just in case they make it over the wall.

As if you don't know. You always know when there are new people around here. You're probably going to find a way to like her, like you did with Gamzee.

I didn't think you were really the type to be forced to talk to anyone.

I can imagine this working, and it's fuckin' great. I'm thinking either double-barrel shotgun cane or high-powered bear tranq shooter.

Gee, same with you, but here we fucking are.

I'm a fan of shotgun cane. That is, as the kids say, the greatest thing I never knew I wanted.

When did I say I was talking to you because I was told to? I didn't.

Perfect. What would you call the nation, though?

So you're talking to me because you want to. Clearly! My mistake! How the fuck did I miss your eagerness!

I'm talking to you because I had something to say. If you would just stop making inaccurate statements, I could happily walk away.

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