Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

Comments

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

About as well as you'd expect... Forced transformations are no fun, being stuck in said form even less so... Not to mention the way everyone reacts to me looking like this.

[Skyfire flops down on the ground, puts his head on his paws and sighs]

You get used to it. As awkward as that sounds.

[badcomicsburn]

...You know what? Being able to turn into a dragon would be awesome. Not to mention useful at times. Liu Kang definitely has the right idea. Kind of a shame my magic doesn't really allow for that sort of thing.

Just imagine how easily I could defeat all of my enemies if I were a dragon.

sorry, I had to XD

[punsofiron]

You already have a spaceship, honey, I think a dragon is overkill.

[badcomicsburn]

It's good to be as prepared as possible.

[He's not going to let this dream go.]

[punsofiron]

For what? Just because Mechakara is made of metal doesn't make him a Pokemon that needs to be defeated with a Dragon type.

[badcomicsburn]

Of course not. He'd be weak against the flame breath. And it won't hurt when I'd punch him as a dragon.

[punsofiron]

[That just gets a sigh and a shake of her head. Why did she miss you again? she's smiling though]

>.> Trying this one more time. It's not showing anything as having posted. IDK wtf is going on.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Nice thought... but that assumes that you can change back.

You'd likely not find it so awesome then...

Stuck alone on a planet far away from your own kind, forced into an unfamiliar shape, treated like a dangerous beast to be attacked on sight at best, and when you do finally make a friend? You get to watch them die from old age because you'll outlive them by millions of years...

[... but he's not bitter... He's really not. Well, not much at least.]

1/2

[badcomicsburn]

2/2

[badcomicsburn]

...Have you made any progress on finding a cure yet?

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

There isn't one. I've been so altered that I can't be returned to what I was...

[A deep sigh, sad eyes and drooping ears.]

In theory with enough repairs I might be able to have a bipedal form again... If I'm lucky and don't get killed in the process.

[badcomicsburn]

...I've built robots before. Does that help?

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Not particularity. Cybertronians have been around longer than Earth... I doubt that you'd be able to learn enough about my systems, neural pathways, energy flow and how they've been changed and altered, then how to fix them within your lifetime... Without killing me at least.

[It's a nice thought, but not a practical one. Skyfire does look like he appreciates the thought though.]

Though I think you might be able to get the human equivalent of a first aid course for Cybertronians done in about fifty-five to sixty of your years if you're interested?

[badcomicsburn]

...Your mun really messed you up.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Yup... and she's planning more things that I'm sure I really don't want to know about...

It could be worse, but I'm not about to say how. I've learned not to give her ideas.

[badcomicsburn]

You can always try punching her. Except don't do it if she's a robot. Trust me, it hurts.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

[Now that gets a laugh out of him.]

Why don't you try punching your mun and see how that goes?

[And a massive shudder at the memories]

I personally would rather not be died pink and neon green again, trussed up and forced to watch a marathon of bad movies and kids tv shows again. Barney was one of the least aggravating and horrible shows in the two hundred hour marathon...

And that was just for me refusing to cooperate on one comment...