Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

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[punsofiron]

Dammit, just when I was getting used to the quiet, too.

[Yes, hello to you too, Liz.]

It could be worse. The lady downstairs got a Judas Liz muse when she hasn't been seen in like, four years.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

It could always be worse...

[A thirty something foot dragon yawns and stretches as he works the kinks out of his back]

At least you didn't get a history overhaul like I did.

[changelingdude]

Just gotta say dude? Huge fan.

I even thought about starting my own comic reviewing podcast after watching yours. How meta would that be? A comic book super hero reviewing comic book superhero comics? But then Raven pointed out that I'd have to review DC stuff and that would probably upset some of the other heroes if I didn't like their books and it got to be this whole thing.

...so I'll just keep watching your reviews instead.

[badcomicsburn]

Liz, when you say "it could be worse", that usually means it will be worse.

Nice to see you.

[punsofiron]

What, like we're not all used to that by now?

Likewise.

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara looks a little horrified. There's a gigantic dragon in front of him.]

So... Yeah, that seems nice. How's the... dragoning... going?

[badcomicsburn]

It doesn't seem so bad. Just because some of their comics are awful doesn't mean they are. Unless all of their comics are awful. Then it makes it okay to hate them.

[badcomicsburn]

I guess you're right. It could be worse. I could be stuck as a pony.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

About as well as you'd expect... Forced transformations are no fun, being stuck in said form even less so... Not to mention the way everyone reacts to me looking like this.

[Skyfire flops down on the ground, puts his head on his paws and sighs]

You get used to it. As awkward as that sounds.

[punsofiron]

...

[You see this face? This is her "trying SO HARD not to laugh" face.]

[badcomicsburn]

...You know what? Being able to turn into a dragon would be awesome. Not to mention useful at times. Liu Kang definitely has the right idea. Kind of a shame my magic doesn't really allow for that sort of thing.

Just imagine how easily I could defeat all of my enemies if I were a dragon.

[badcomicsburn]

Oh, come on! My mun still has a lot of canon reviewing to do before he even thinks about letting me touch that place! He's stuck in 2010!

[punsofiron]

But you'd make the most adorable earth pony. Or maybe a unicorn, since you use so much magic. You could hide the horn under your hat!

sorry, I had to XD

[punsofiron]

You already have a spaceship, honey, I think a dragon is overkill.

[badcomicsburn]

It's good to be as prepared as possible.

[He's not going to let this dream go.]

[badcomicsburn]

I'm not going to be a pony.

[changelingdude]

Well...I mean come on. You've seen some of the stuff they've done to us in the big universal reboot.

I still can't get over being Red.

[punsofiron]

For what? Just because Mechakara is made of metal doesn't make him a Pokemon that needs to be defeated with a Dragon type.

[punsofiron]

It's not so bad once you get used to it. All the cool kids are doing it!

Besides, maybe it'd shut up the tabloids trying to insist me and mister Finevoice are an item. [makes a face]

[he_is_sciencier]

Oh great, this is just what I needed.

Who had you running around in their head? I almost feel sorry for them.

[badcomicsburn]

Of course not. He'd be weak against the flame breath. And it won't hurt when I'd punch him as a dragon.

>.> Trying this one more time. It's not showing anything as having posted. IDK wtf is going on.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Nice thought... but that assumes that you can change back.

You'd likely not find it so awesome then...

Stuck alone on a planet far away from your own kind, forced into an unfamiliar shape, treated like a dangerous beast to be attacked on sight at best, and when you do finally make a friend? You get to watch them die from old age because you'll outlive them by millions of years...

[... but he's not bitter... He's really not. Well, not much at least.]

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara grimaces.]

Insano!

[Please do something so Linkara can punch you in the face.]

Why are you running rampant around here?

[punsofiron]

[That just gets a sigh and a shake of her head. Why did she miss you again? she's smiling though]

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[badcomicsburn]