Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

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[badcomicsburn]

...Have you made any progress on finding a cure yet?

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

There isn't one. I've been so altered that I can't be returned to what I was...

[A deep sigh, sad eyes and drooping ears.]

In theory with enough repairs I might be able to have a bipedal form again... If I'm lucky and don't get killed in the process.

[badcomicsburn]

...I've built robots before. Does that help?

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Not particularity. Cybertronians have been around longer than Earth... I doubt that you'd be able to learn enough about my systems, neural pathways, energy flow and how they've been changed and altered, then how to fix them within your lifetime... Without killing me at least.

[It's a nice thought, but not a practical one. Skyfire does look like he appreciates the thought though.]

Though I think you might be able to get the human equivalent of a first aid course for Cybertronians done in about fifty-five to sixty of your years if you're interested?

[badcomicsburn]

...Your mun really messed you up.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

Yup... and she's planning more things that I'm sure I really don't want to know about...

It could be worse, but I'm not about to say how. I've learned not to give her ideas.

[badcomicsburn]

You can always try punching her. Except don't do it if she's a robot. Trust me, it hurts.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

[Now that gets a laugh out of him.]

Why don't you try punching your mun and see how that goes?

[And a massive shudder at the memories]

I personally would rather not be died pink and neon green again, trussed up and forced to watch a marathon of bad movies and kids tv shows again. Barney was one of the least aggravating and horrible shows in the two hundred hour marathon...

And that was just for me refusing to cooperate on one comment...