Voice test, Canon is Atop The 4th Wall

[badcomicsburn]

So you finally managed to bring me here, huh? About damn time. I was going to resort to reviewing comics inside your head. But are you sure you know me enough?

Oh, really. You're just scraping by on those plot compilation videos, aren't you? Maybe get back to that canon review instead of assuming you know. You're only at Hardcore Station #1 where I haven't even defeated Lord Vyce for the first time yet.

So yeah. Nice to see you're so on top of things.

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[punsofiron]

Dammit, just when I was getting used to the quiet, too.

[Yes, hello to you too, Liz.]

It could be worse. The lady downstairs got a Judas Liz muse when she hasn't been seen in like, four years.

[badcomicsburn]

Liz, when you say "it could be worse", that usually means it will be worse.

Nice to see you.

[punsofiron]

What, like we're not all used to that by now?

Likewise.

[badcomicsburn]

I guess you're right. It could be worse. I could be stuck as a pony.

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

It could always be worse...

[A thirty something foot dragon yawns and stretches as he works the kinks out of his back]

At least you didn't get a history overhaul like I did.

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara looks a little horrified. There's a gigantic dragon in front of him.]

So... Yeah, that seems nice. How's the... dragoning... going?

[caelum_ignis_draconigena]

About as well as you'd expect... Forced transformations are no fun, being stuck in said form even less so... Not to mention the way everyone reacts to me looking like this.

[Skyfire flops down on the ground, puts his head on his paws and sighs]

You get used to it. As awkward as that sounds.

[badcomicsburn]

...You know what? Being able to turn into a dragon would be awesome. Not to mention useful at times. Liu Kang definitely has the right idea. Kind of a shame my magic doesn't really allow for that sort of thing.

Just imagine how easily I could defeat all of my enemies if I were a dragon.

[changelingdude]

Just gotta say dude? Huge fan.

I even thought about starting my own comic reviewing podcast after watching yours. How meta would that be? A comic book super hero reviewing comic book superhero comics? But then Raven pointed out that I'd have to review DC stuff and that would probably upset some of the other heroes if I didn't like their books and it got to be this whole thing.

...so I'll just keep watching your reviews instead.

[badcomicsburn]

It doesn't seem so bad. Just because some of their comics are awful doesn't mean they are. Unless all of their comics are awful. Then it makes it okay to hate them.

[changelingdude]

Well...I mean come on. You've seen some of the stuff they've done to us in the big universal reboot.

I still can't get over being Red.

[badcomicsburn]

Oh god, don't remind me.

[he_is_sciencier]

Oh great, this is just what I needed.

Who had you running around in their head? I almost feel sorry for them.

[badcomicsburn]

[Linkara grimaces.]

Insano!

[Please do something so Linkara can punch you in the face.]

Why are you running rampant around here?

[he_is_sciencier]

Oh please, what am I doing at a place where the multiverses collide and people from various universes talk as though they are voices in peoples heads?

I'm here to conduct research for Science!!

[badcomicsburn]

Oh please, this place has nothing to do about science. It's just some place for people's entertainment. I'd bet even Linksano can see that.

[irredeemed_ant]

So apparently you review the sort of stuff I appear in. Fancy. Kindly don't burn any of my comics, I have but a few dude.

Also my mun apparently has this sudden burning desire to bring some Bum guy over here from Live Journal.

[badcomicsburn]

Sorry to disappoint you, but read the username.

Eh, probably no one important.

[irredeemed_ant]

My comics aren't bad! They were written by that Zombie Walky Guy! And I got to check out Ms Marvel in the buff and punch Hulk in the stomach and it was awesome.

Probably not. It was him or that Zod guy. Or the crazed loonie with the dreadlocks, Turd or something. My Mun is kinda jumpy, I guess.

[toadthejanitor]

So I understand there are fictional depictions of my world in your world.

[Leans close]

...is there any chance of you destroying all records of my past for, say, the last thirty or so years?

You don't need anyone bumped off do you?

[milliondollarpipes]

Geez. That was a long time ago. You've gotta make 'em get on that, kid, askin' doesn't usually cut it with this crowd.

[badcomicsburn]

If he doesn't continue the canon review, I'll review him.

[milliondollarpipes]

Ohhhhhh, yeah. That's the most threatenin' thing. They must be terrified.

ALL OF MY YES.

[soyoudonthaveto]

Wow, this just seems to brighten my Mun's day... though it might also piss of one of the other guys in his head.

Anyway's my Mun recalls seeing a version of you from a while back, so, how's it been Linkara?

[badcomicsburn]

I've been better. Doesn't help that my mun hasn't finished canon reviewing.