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[lordofthesea]

All these damn humans everywhere. I don't know what you want with me but I know you're messing with the wrong person. I'll eat you alive. What game? There is no game. There is only me.

You want to come talk to me? Fine. But don't expect anything but death unless you have something worth my time.

Comments

[lordofthesea]

I do. [And by that he means he protects himself and his own people. And if humans have to suffer and die because of it, what the hell does he care. And it's not as if he kills all of them even though he could]

But you gotta admit a little extortion is good for the soul. [Because he knows that, deep down, everyone is greedy for something. Money, sex, freedom, even peace, and they're willing to do whatever they have to do to get it.]

[goldenglasses]

...that's not exactly protecting people.

[lordofthesea]

It's protecting my own people. Anyway the only two good things ever to come out of a human is money or maps, if you don't have either, might as well shoot your brains out and get it over with.

[goldenglasses]

[You know, you remind him of someone. Although, you actually might be better than him.]

I don't know. I think they're worth much, much more than that. They've done a lot of good I'm sure. I think you should try to expand your view to include all species.

[lordofthesea]

I think you should shut the hell up or I'll kill the first three humans I find just to spite you. I'll be sure to make it nice and slow, too.

[He's really not interested in expanding his view. He's only interested in money and power. That's the only thing that matters in any world. The only thing that lasts.]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, don't do that please. Because then I'd have to follow you all over the place.

[lordofthesea]

You can follow me wherever you want.

[He doesn't care. Hell it might be fun.]

You just want to see the carnage, don't you? Heh. Can't say I blame you.

[goldenglasses]

Me? Oh no. I can't stand the sight of blood! Even just the slightest amount makes me queasy!

I'm more of a love and peace kind of guy. Chasing the elusive mayfly known as love and things like that.

[lordofthesea]

Yeah yeah, you said.

[You're starting to make him queasy again. Really. Shut the hell up, weird human]

Why do you want to follow me then?

[goldenglasses]

Well, I can't just let you kill three people because of me now can I? So if you don't mind, I'd really appreciate it if you change your mind about that.

[lordofthesea]

I don't think you get it. It's not like I'm going to give you a choice here.

[Hell, he might even kill more people just because he's so damn irritated. Who does this little flea think he is, anyway?]

[goldenglasses]

Aw man, I just found a place I really like. I don't want to travel anymore.

[lordofthesea]

You sure do whine a whole hell of a lot. How does anyone keep from killing you?

[Since humans are generally more volatile when it came to killing their own, or killing anyone, really.]

[goldenglasses]

If I stop whining do you promise not to kill people!?

[lordofthesea]

[Gyah. What is with that face? You look like a gerbil! No man should look like that on purpose. Stop it already!]

....

[It's really freaking tempting though]

Yeah sure. Whatever. Just stop.

[And he will-- at least in this man...gerbil...thing's line of site, or he gets him in the water and rips his head off. Whichever comes first]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, boy! Thanks! I really appreciate it, brother!