UPD8.

[abhorrence]

YEAH. FUCK IT. LET'S GIVE THIS SHIT A SHOT.
FUCKING YES. MATURITY.
THIS IS SOME FUCKING MATURITY RIGHT NOPE.
NOT DOING IT.
NOT GIVING IN TO THAT FUCKING PRETENTIOUS AS SHIT BULLSHIT.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S EASIER TO READ.
PEOPLE CAN FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.
AND STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK WE'VE BEEN DOING ON THE METEOR.
IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.

Comments

[abhorrence]

... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
DID YOU JUST CALL ME GOD?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[god_not_goth]

Assuming can be dangerous. Gets generals and princes killed.

Also I called you a god. Despite any trouble you had you did help in the creation of a universe and could potentially gain near-immortality.

Besides you're more tolerable than most of the lot I'm stuck with.

[abhorrence]

WHOA.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A FUCKING GOD.
I DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF SHIT ON MY FUCKING SHOULDERS.
I PLAYED THE GAME BECAUSE THE GAME NEEDED TO BE PLAYED.
I GOT MY SHIT DONE BECAUSE I HAD A GROUP OF PEOPLE TO LEAD.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A FUCKING GOD.
AND BESIDES, IF THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO BE A GOD, THEN THE STANDARDS ARE SERIOUSLY LACKING.
VRISKA FUCKING SEKRET COULD BE A GOD.
JEGUS.
GET A NEW DEFINITION.

[god_not_goth]

Vriska? She's not as bad as many of the other gods to be honest

[abhorrence]

...DUDE.
SERIOUSLY.
I'M TRYING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY HERE, BUT THE MORE YOU TALK, THE MORE I JUST THINK YOU NEED TO BE EDUCATED IN THE FINER ART OF THINKING.

[god_not_goth]

If you saw what I had to deal with you would be more than inclined to believe me.

Vriska is a wiggler compared to Zeus or Hera.

[abhorrence]

YEAH, OKAY, JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS LESS DOUCHEY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE FIT TO BE A GOD OR A CREATOR OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
HALF OF THE PEOPLE WE HAD PLAYING THE GAME PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PLAYING IT TO BEGIN WITH.
THE TWELVE OF US LOGGED ON BECAUSE WE FUCKING HAD TO.
IT WAS DESTINY OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT.

[god_not_goth]

I'm just making a point that intelligence and kindness aren't prerequisites. You're a god simply by virtue of being a god. Sure everyone has their place in things, for instance I tend to the souls of the dead, but otherwise most of the gods just do their own thing and could be considered very unfit for those sorts of duties.

[abhorrence]

NO, FUCKWEED, I'M NOT.
YOU AREN'T FUCKING GETTING IT.
BEING A GOD TAKES MORE THAN THE FUCKING ABILITY TO JUST CREATE SOMETHING.
OUR SESSION WAS A FUCKING FAILURE.
IF I WAS A GOD, I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING FIX IT.
I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO RESET THE GAME WITH MY OWN FUCKING POWER.
BUT I COULDN'T.
WE WERE PLAYERS IN A FUCKING GAME CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE.
CREATING A GODDAMN UNIVERSE DOESN'T MEAN JACK FUCKING SHIT IN TERMS OF BEING A GOD.
IT HAS A SET OF FUCKING RESPONSIBILITIES THAT YOU CANNOT FUCKING FAIL.
OUR SESSION FAILED.
THEREFORE: NOT GODS.
JUST KIDS.
MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM THIS TOPIC BECAUSE I'M GETTING PISSED.

[god_not_goth]

Very well though from what I have been told you're constantly angry anyway.

What topic would you prefer?