Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

Comments

[databoner]

Like you aren't? Haven't we mutually bonded over our shared personality traits?

[skullcapo]

I prefer "chief bitch."

[databoner]

"Chief bitch."

[He snorts at that.]

Would you prefer I called you by that title from now on?

[skullcapo]

Haven't we been over this? It's "Lady Jakuzure" to you.

[databoner]

And haven't we been over that I won't be calling you that? The closest I can do is Snake Lady.

[skullcapo]

I'll take that for now.

Doggies just need to be housebroken, that's all.

[databoner]

Your imagination is running wild again. You're presuming calling you that is an eventuality instead of just a low-tier desire. Either way, it's not happening.

[skullcapo]

Like I said: Doggies just need to be housebroken.

It's all a matter of training.

[databoner]

[He's doing his Bitch Face again.]

A dog that doesn't want to be trained, won't be.

[skullcapo]

Naaaaah. It's just about finding the right sort of reinforcement.

I wonder if positive or negative works better...?

[databoner]

Given that you've only tried negative, which one do you think?

[skullcapo]

Are you saying you want me to try the positive reinforcement?

Really?

[databoner]

I think it would be amusing to watch you try to be nice for once in your life.

[skullcapo]

...hmph. Now that I'm looking for it, your crush on me really is obvious.

[databoner]

That's completely non sequitur!

[Wow!! WOW!!!!!]

[skullcapo]

Is it? You're obviously hoping I'll be nice to you for a reason.

[databoner]

And that reason is for the sake of watching you make an idiot out of yourself!

[No other reason. Really. Seriously.]

[skullcapo]

[Totally ignoring what he's saying.]

I can practically see your mental image. Me in a little skirt and maid cap serving you food and drinks, just like something out of one of your eroge.

You're a real pervert, Inumuta.

[databoner]

[Fine, if she's going to play it that way.]

You already wear the skirt, and I didn't even have to ask.

[skullcapo]

It's a totally different kind of skirt. Shh, we're talking about your fetishes.

[databoner]

You mean we're talking about the fetishes you're making up for me. Perhaps even as some means of reversal, you're just saying your own fetishes in hopes they line up with mine.

[skullcapo]

Why would I fantasize about dressing up like a maid and serving you food? You're really reaching, puppy.

Whatever gives you hope, I guess.

[databoner]

Why would a big guy like Gamagori fantasize about being whipped? I never said I understood, just that it would be like you to push your fetishes on me and then say I'm the one with the issues.

[skullcapo]

You're the one with all those porn games and you think it's my fault for assuming you've got a bunch of weird fetishes?

Gamagoori's just weird.

[databoner]

For all you know, they could be very plain, basic games. That aside, maid outfit fetishes aren't even that weird. I pity your future bedmate if you consider maid outfits "too weird" for you.