Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

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[databoner]

[Fine, if she's going to play it that way.]

You already wear the skirt, and I didn't even have to ask.

[skullcapo]

It's a totally different kind of skirt. Shh, we're talking about your fetishes.

[databoner]

You mean we're talking about the fetishes you're making up for me. Perhaps even as some means of reversal, you're just saying your own fetishes in hopes they line up with mine.

[skullcapo]

Why would I fantasize about dressing up like a maid and serving you food? You're really reaching, puppy.

Whatever gives you hope, I guess.

[databoner]

Why would a big guy like Gamagori fantasize about being whipped? I never said I understood, just that it would be like you to push your fetishes on me and then say I'm the one with the issues.

[skullcapo]

You're the one with all those porn games and you think it's my fault for assuming you've got a bunch of weird fetishes?

Gamagoori's just weird.

[databoner]

For all you know, they could be very plain, basic games. That aside, maid outfit fetishes aren't even that weird. I pity your future bedmate if you consider maid outfits "too weird" for you.

[skullcapo]

Wait.

So are you admitting you do have that sort of fetish, or what?

[databoner]

No.

[Maybe.]

[skullcapo]

If you're trying to convince me it's not that weird, it's most likely because it's something you yourself like.

What would you give for me to actually wear that, huh? I bet that'd get you trained really fast.

[databoner]

Nothing. I don't care if you wear it or not.

[skullcapo]

Re~eeally?

So if I offered to do that, you'd turn me down?

[Bluffing, of course. Just trying to get under his skin.]

[databoner]

I wouldn't turn you down, but I wouldn't offer you anything to do it. I'm not going to be the one putting anything out, here.

[skullcapo]

Boring. If I'm going to do something like that, at least make it worth my while. It's not like I'd be doing it because I wanted to.

[databoner]

You're the one who brought it up. You probably are doing it because you wanted to.

What would you even want of me, anyway? As from "Lady Jakuzure."

[skullcapo]

Don't flatter yourself. Like I'd appeal to your fetishes for the hell of it.

Who doesn't want a good, loyal dog who knows how to properly heel?

[databoner]

... To heel. Really?

[He can't imagine that would be too bad, really. It just means to follow her around, and to stop when she said to, wasn't it? And it might be worth it, to get photographic blackmail for later of Nonon in a maid outfit...]

Fine. It's a deal.

[skullcapo]

...what.

[databoner]

You heard me.

[skullcapo]

[Why the fuck is he calling her bluff.]

Like hell you're being serious, though. What are you planning?

[databoner]

I'm not planning anything.

[ Lies. ]

I'm agreeing to your demands. Or are you going to go back on your own deal? I should have known you'd be too afraid to actually go through with it.

[skullcapo]

I--

That wasn't-- [She was just trying to mess with him. Fuuuuuck.] I'm not afraid!

[Good thing Sanageyama's not around to see this.]

not here

[ironbuttmonkey]

[But he can hear you guys from a distance just fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[skullcapo]

[Leave her alone Sanageyama]

[databoner]

Prove it.

[Victory is his.]