Kill la Kill, spoilers for the final few episodes

[skullcapo]

Yeah, that's it, it's all over and done with, all's well that ends well, they lived happily ever after. The end.

Now with that behind us, let's find Iori so I can flick him in the nose for that last version of Symphony Regalia. I felt like a goddamn exhibitionist.

Comments

[databoner]

You're the one who brought it up. You probably are doing it because you wanted to.

What would you even want of me, anyway? As from "Lady Jakuzure."

[skullcapo]

Don't flatter yourself. Like I'd appeal to your fetishes for the hell of it.

Who doesn't want a good, loyal dog who knows how to properly heel?

[databoner]

... To heel. Really?

[He can't imagine that would be too bad, really. It just means to follow her around, and to stop when she said to, wasn't it? And it might be worth it, to get photographic blackmail for later of Nonon in a maid outfit...]

Fine. It's a deal.

[skullcapo]

...what.

[databoner]

You heard me.

[skullcapo]

[Why the fuck is he calling her bluff.]

Like hell you're being serious, though. What are you planning?

[databoner]

I'm not planning anything.

[ Lies. ]

I'm agreeing to your demands. Or are you going to go back on your own deal? I should have known you'd be too afraid to actually go through with it.

[skullcapo]

I--

That wasn't-- [She was just trying to mess with him. Fuuuuuck.] I'm not afraid!

[Good thing Sanageyama's not around to see this.]

not here

[ironbuttmonkey]

[But he can hear you guys from a distance just fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[skullcapo]

[Leave her alone Sanageyama]

[databoner]

Prove it.

[Victory is his.]

[skullcapo]

You-- you asshole--

Fine! I will! [This has backfired on her spectacularly.] I do this for you this one time, and you become my loyal puppy. Deal.

[databoner]

... I said I'd heel. Not that I'd do the whole dog act.

[Now this is backfiring on him.]

[skullcapo]

I meant it metaphorically, you dunce.

[This is just backfiring and counter-backfiring all over.] Do we have a deal or not?

[databoner]

... Yes. We have a deal.

[He's made a huge mistake, hasn't he?]

[skullcapo]

[It's safe to say that neither of them expected the conversation to go this way.]

...fine. We have a deal. All right.

[databoner]

[DETERMINED TO NOT BE THE ONE EMBARRASSED MORE FIRST.]

Well?

Go on.

Get dressed.

[skullcapo]

What the hell makes you think I carry an outfit around like that in public?!

[databoner]

You have one in private, then?

[skullcapo]

Th-that's not what I meant! Why would I own anything like that?!

I'll need to get it from somewhere, you dolt.

[databoner]

Don't worry about it. I'll get it.

[skullcapo]

[Vworp vworp bullshit alarm going off.] What the hell sort of perverted uniform are you trying to shove me into, creep?!

[databoner]

It's just a simple maid outfit, like you agreed to. I just know a few places already and thought it would be easier to pick one out myself.

[skullcapo]

[Well it's not like she wants to be seen purchasing anything like this in public

and it'd make him look like more of a pervert

but she does not trust Inumuta on something like this much further than she can throw him.] I am completely going to regret this, but fine.

[[ooc: did you want to play this out in a musebox or journal? It sounds hilarious, haha]]

[databoner]

You're welcome.

[ooc: We totally should, but I have no musebox. If you have one, or we want to do it on one of our journals or on a meme somewhere, we should. This is the one he's going to go with lmfao]