dear_mun | concerning his newest game— high

Ahoy there missus writer madame! Been awhile since weve had a good chitty-chat with one another in such a business like fashion. How the devilshitting deuces are you? I know youve been relatively busy and such.

Ahem. I do have a simple concern. Just a small concern. It mainly has to do with the game youve done the utmost pleasure in forcing me into. A pirate game seems invigorating does it not? Heavens to betsies i sure was enthralled at the thought of exposing myself to other persons in such a bustling environment but i feel a bit nerve wrecked at the whole idea.
Those cut-throating vermin look as if that should smother me to pieces and knock the living daylights out of me if im not cautious enough.

Any suggestions on not feeling so thrown to the wolves? I feel embarrassed considering the point and fact im a self proclaimed adventurer myself but youre pulling me from a rather awkward point in my timeline and i feel all hells uncertain and humiliated. I miss the other friendships i had.

SIGH. Weve been through quite a lot havent we?

Oh? Make new friends? Well that is *precisely* what i was thinking but its harder than a sounds. Any pointers would help significantly!

Also... if i hear another dadblasted jake and the neverland pirates joke one more time i think ill lose my temper! I mean it!

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yea u better b cautious as shit around those pirates
bc u got something they want
u got
the booty

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_{[ oh god it's Roxy. Not just Roxy. It's that Roxy. Roxy-Roxy. The Roxy he saw the most.
Yeah, saw the most if you want to call it that. ]}

_{[ SHIT WHAT TO DO.
SAY SOMETHING, IDIOT. ]}

Oh!
Hey there roxy! Biggest of greetings and such to you. Um.

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What were you saying? I feel as if there was a joke and i absolutely didnt quite catch it.

yea but if u did get it
you wouldnt be jake
so i can let the fact that you ttly skipped out on a choice joke slide
cuz i like u so much ;)

Um.
So how is the good ole z these days? I heard something big was happening before i left.

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if your pirates are anything like the pirates i've had to deal with i can say with one HUNDRED percent certainty that you will probably not be okay.
so i really hope you are not stuck on a ship full of murderous spider-pirate trolls!

you're not, right?

_{[ JOHNNNN. a John. Not one he's ever met before, but still. ]}

Ah hello there john!
Well um no. No spider pirate tr

Spider pirate trolls you say??
Do tell. What have you been up to that ive missed?

a clusterfuck to end all clusterfucks, dude.
let me tell you i have been BUSY. i have been up to my sweet windy pajamas in bullshit.

it involves hordes of dead ghost trolls, stupid treasures, disappearing rings, and stupid-

[And then John's cut off by ANOTHER JOHN suddenly zapping right beside him. The Johns stare at each other until the newer John baps the older John over the head, causing Older John to zap away in a similar fashion.]

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- what was i even saying i don't remember. something abouT HOW I REALLY WISH THAT WOULD STOP HAPPENING!!!!

_{[ what. just happened. ]}

_{[ There were two Johns. Two people he could wrestle with— at the same time. And it would have been great and manly. ]}

_{[ but then one did some special effects and zapped the other away and oH GOD WHAT IF HE DIED OR SOMETHING.. ]}

_{[ WHAT IF HE WAS SENT TO SOME HORRIBLE PLACE OR SOMETHING. Like in a horror-sci-fi flick!
Same John or different John— it doesn't matter! John is John! John is nifty pen pal guy across the universe that understands good movie taste, and he just got evaporated into thin heir or something. Not cool. ]}

_{[ DO SOMETHING WITH THIS SINGULAR JOHN.
Before it's too late!

He rushes over. ]}

Are you an imposter!?
What happened to the other fellow i was talking to???

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I'm your girl if you ever need a leg sawed off and replaced with a wooden one.

_{[ !!! ]}
Miss azula!
Um... no thank you i like the legs i have but i suppose i appreciate the offer.

Are you sure? I believe portraying a stereotypical pirate element may enable you to do well in a pirate world.

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Pirates, huh?
Sounds familiar.
My bro has done nothing but talk about pirates lately.
And the Navy and something about green snow.
I don't think he realizes he gets carried away with his incessant rambling.

Ah?
That all sounds exceptionally familiar!
What with the magical journal and what have you?

Yeah, he was talking about that too.
Something about drawing SBaHJ in it.
I told him if you want to do it then do it.
But he went on and on about the other Dave.
Something about stepping on his toes.
I was like, why don't you talk to him about it?
Maybe you can both draw it together.
He's making this way more complicated than it needs to be.

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