concerning his newest game— high_seas!

[kringlefuck]

Ahoy there missus writer madame! Been awhile since weve had a good chitty-chat with one another in such a business like fashion. How the devilshitting deuces are you? I know youve been relatively busy and such.

Ahem. I do have a simple concern. Just a small concern. It mainly has to do with the game youve done the utmost pleasure in forcing me into. A pirate game seems invigorating does it not? Heavens to betsies i sure was enthralled at the thought of exposing myself to other persons in such a bustling environment but i feel a bit nerve wrecked at the whole idea.
Those cut-throating vermin look as if that should smother me to pieces and knock the living daylights out of me if im not cautious enough.

Any suggestions on not feeling so thrown to the wolves? I feel embarrassed considering the point and fact im a self proclaimed adventurer myself but youre pulling me from a rather awkward point in my timeline and i feel all hells uncertain and humiliated. I miss the other friendships i had.

SIGH. Weve been through quite a lot havent we?

Oh? Make new friends? Well that is *precisely* what i was thinking but its harder than a sounds. Any pointers would help significantly!

Also... if i hear another dadblasted jake and the neverland pirates joke one more time i think ill lose my temper! I mean it!

Comments

[drunkenfist]

yea u better b cautious as shit around those pirates
bc u got something they want
u got
the booty

1.3

[kringlefuck]

_{[ oh god it's Roxy. Not just Roxy. It's that Roxy. Roxy-Roxy. The Roxy he saw the most.
Yeah, saw the most if you want to call it that. ]}

2.3

[kringlefuck]

_{[ SHIT WHAT TO DO.
SAY SOMETHING, IDIOT. ]}

3.3

[kringlefuck]

Oh!
Hey there roxy! Biggest of greetings and such to you. Um.

...

What were you saying? I feel as if there was a joke and i absolutely didnt quite catch it.

[drunkenfist]

yea but if u did get it
you wouldnt be jake
so i can let the fact that you ttly skipped out on a choice joke slide
cuz i like u so much ;)

[thewindything]

if your pirates are anything like the pirates i've had to deal with i can say with one HUNDRED percent certainty that you will probably not be okay.
so i really hope you are not stuck on a ship full of murderous spider-pirate trolls!

you're not, right?

1.2

[kringlefuck]

[kringlefuck]

Um.
So how is the good ole z these days? I heard something big was happening before i left.

1.2

[kringlefuck]

_{[ JOHNNNN. a John. Not one he's ever met before, but still. ]}

Ah hello there john!
Well um no. No spider pirate tr

2.2

[kringlefuck]

Spider pirate trolls you say??
Do tell. What have you been up to that ive missed?

[drunkenfist]

o yea someone hit the ol ctrl alt del shit on the keyboard of zs laptop
it got a mega huge reset
i s2g every time that shit goes a'changin on me
i forget to buckle my seatbelt and whup
there goes my fine ass
flyin out into space
time to hover in that space between games b4 my mun makes up her mind about what to do w/ me

[kringlefuck]

You also left?

1/3...maybe...

[thewindything]

a clusterfuck to end all clusterfucks, dude.
let me tell you i have been BUSY. i have been up to my sweet windy pajamas in bullshit.

it involves hordes of dead ghost trolls, stupid treasures, disappearing rings, and stupid-

[drunkenfist]

yuuuup
there was nothin left for me there so its nbd
you guys left my other friends left
my bf left
so yeah
it was totes snoozeville for me

[kringlefuck]

Do you see them privately?
Um.
In one of those.. moose boxes?

Re: 2.2

[thewindything]

[And then John's cut off by ANOTHER JOHN suddenly zapping right beside him. The Johns stare at each other until the newer John baps the older John over the head, causing Older John to zap away in a similar fashion.]

1/2

[drunkenfist]

lmfa mooseboxes
fuck ur still so cute

3/3

[thewindything]

- what was i even saying i don't remember. something abouT HOW I REALLY WISH THAT WOULD STOP HAPPENING!!!!

[drunkenfist]

mako & i got somethin going on in private
we couldnt stay apart for long

[kringlefuck]

Ah well!
Thats fantastic to hear at least! My writer always has a difficulty keeping track of such things so im typically left out of those.

Too stuffy for me anywhoodles.

Though I wouldnt mind seeing miss azula somehow again in more than just a passing gesture.

1/???

[kringlefuck]

_{[ what. just happened. ]}

2/???

[kringlefuck]

_{[ There were two Johns. Two people he could wrestle with— at the same time. And it would have been great and manly. ]}

3/???

[kringlefuck]

_{[ but then one did some special effects and zapped the other away and oH GOD WHAT IF HE DIED OR SOMETHING.. ]}

[drunkenfist]

yep same w/ my mun usually tho shes been good at keeping on top of these
guess prolly becuz i got no other place to be
for now anyway

but who knows j
you might see her again sometime

4/5.

[kringlefuck]

_{[ WHAT IF HE WAS SENT TO SOME HORRIBLE PLACE OR SOMETHING. Like in a horror-sci-fi flick!
Same John or different John— it doesn't matter! John is John! John is nifty pen pal guy across the universe that understands good movie taste, and he just got evaporated into thin heir or something. Not cool. ]}