the mun's sense of humor could use some work

[colorofthesky]

Look, just because Angeal called me "puppy" all the time doesn't mean you can compare me to this.

[ But they're so cute, Zack!! ]

I don't attack random doorstops!

[ That enthusiasm, though. ]

I'm not a puppy!

[ Sure, Zack, sure. ]

I mean it!!!

[ ;D ]

Ugh.

Comments

[bustered]

[Hey, face twin!]

Well... it could be worse, right?

[colorofthesky]

[ Oh hey, man. S'up? ]

Honestly, I'd rather not think about that.

[ Because you know. Reasons. ]

How's it going?

[bustered]

[Yes. We don't talk about Reasons.]

Eh, you know. You finally start liking the quiet and they throw you in a haunted house.

[colorofthesky]

[ Unspoken agreement. Yes. ]

How bad is it?

[bustered]

Not too bad thus far, but someone doesn't have a lot of time to give to me either. I can't decide if that's good or bad, considering.

How'd you fair? [Haha. Ha.]

[colorofthesky]

A little bit of both, probably.

[ ...dude, seriously? He just...rubs the back of his head awkwardly. ]

Uh...okay? I guess?

[ Turning just the tiniest bit red, woops. ]

It's gotten better over time...actually.

[ Amazingly. ]

[bustered]

Probably.

[And what's this, a blush? Awkwardness? There are so very few things that would make Zack react like that— Zack knows this well— and you know what? He's not going to ask the details.

Nope, nope, nope.]

At least there's a positive in it, yeah?

[colorofthesky]

[ Well, you know. When your life is sexy all the time, stepping out of it for a bit kind of makes blushing unavoidable.

He coughs. ]

Yes? I have a lot of friends there so...

[ The stories he could tell you, other self. So many shenanigans. ]

Sephiroth's gotten better, too.

[ He's just being an asshole down there for some reason. Nevermind him. ]

[bustered]

That's good at least.

[Might be glancing down... nope, not one of the ones he knows. Remember when doubles used to be a mind-blowing thing? Now it's just the occasional really stiff drink to keep the brain from overthinking it too much.]

What's the saying they use? Miracles can happen, something something, dreams can come true?

[Okay, might be making a little fun at the General's expense. Totally not sorry about it though.]

[colorofthesky]

Mm.

[ It's one of the reasons he's still standing, really. He wouldn't have managed as well as he has without friends.

And yup, doubles....doubles everywhere. He smiles a bit. ]

Something like that.

[ It really is a miracle, honestly. ]

[bustered]

[It's the key to life, happiness, and sanity. Or whatever passes for that combination, give or take some craziness.

And hey, made ya laugh. Or smile, one of the two is good enough.]

If he ever gets to bothering you, you could always just imagine him as a cat after a bath. You know, all spiky and disgruntled-looking, and trying to slink away but not quite dignified.

[colorofthesky]

[ Truer words, man.

It would be a sad thing if he couldn't get himself to smile, wouldn't it? The image certainly gets a quiet chuckle. ]

He's looked like that before.

The wing is especially fun to watch.

[bustered]

[Well, no one knows him better than himself. And so what if 'himself' has technically become 'themselves.' It just means they don't need to voice the uncomfortable topics to know.]

Especially when you know he's trying to look dignified.

[/snerk]

All drippy droopy, feathers everywhere? That does sound pretty amusing.

[youwillrot]

[Remember when we actually took these characters seriously?

Yeah, neither do I.]

...Zack.

[colorofthesky]

[ Never again. ]

This isn't my fault, all right?

[youwillrot]

[Are we even from the same series, dude. Do you even Final Fantasy.]

Of course not.

[colorofthesky]

[ He final fantasies plenty, thank you. Especially in the game they're in, oops.

He sighs. ]

There are worse things, I guess.

[ He could be compared to a lizard or something. :| ]

[youwillrot]

I agree.

[Well, that's unexpectedly kind of Seph...]

Dog suits you well.

[...irothnope never mind back to antagonism. Welcome to dear_mun, where there's no sex chip and the points don't matter and Sephiroth's still a huge asshole to you.]

[colorofthesky]

[ ...................... :| ]

Seriously?

[youwillrot]

[Smirking.]

See? You're already barking.

[colorofthesky]

[ sadhfsadhfasdhfkashdf!!

Okay, yeah. Ignoring you now. B| ]

[youwillrot]

[Sure you are, Zack. Sure you are.]

Brat.

[colorofthesky]

[ u_u

Nope, ignoring. Talking to his other self instead of you. ]

[youwillrot]

[You little shit pay attention to me dammit.]

What's the problem? Dogs are loyal.

[colorofthesky]

[ Stop calling him names, then!!!

Zack huffs quietly. Puppies might be cute and loyal, but he dislikes the connotations of it anyway. ]

I'm not an animal.

[youwillrot]

[To be fair, Zack, your own mun's doing it. You can't blame him for jumping on the puppy bandwagon. Especially when he not-so-secretly agrees with some of the other traits mentioned.

But fine. He'll play nicer. Nicer. For now.]

Does that mean no more wagging your tail when you see me?

[...that still counted as nice.]

[colorofthesky]

[ Yes, she is, but that doesn't mean a bandwagon needs to happen!!

He grouses a little, but...okay, that was a bit nicer. Kind of. ]

...I don't have a tail.

[ Just a tailbone and a very nice ass. ]

[youwillrot]

[Sephiroth wisely forgoes the but you'd look cute with one on the tip of his tongue and pursues a different topic instead. Would still bone you, though. Get it? Bone? Dogs? Hilarious.]

You didn't have very long with him in the city. [He can do this sympathy thing. He really can.] Must've been unfortunate.