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[chafe_meister]

Ladies and gentlemen of all races and species, and those in between...except Krogans, let me offer you this amazing one time deal!

CALIBRATIONS OF ALL THE THINGS!

All the things.

All.

Comments

[thats_me_shepard]

I would rather like to see that.

[Though really it was much more fun to shoot it himself. What was the point of being a trained killer if he didn't do his own killing?]

[chafe_meister]

I don't think I can do anything that amazing.

[Not with that type of calibrating, ho ho hooo! And shooting would be more fun than watching it happen on its own.]

[thats_me_shepard]

I am sure one day drones will come equipped with sniper rifles. As much as laser guns seem to be their forte.

[But your calibrating is LEGENDARY, Garrus. You can do ANYTHING. Right?]

[chafe_meister]

Now wouldn't that be something.

[Well, yes and no my space frog, yes and no. Garrus is pretty awesome and legendary, but there's just some things he can't do, it pains him to admit it. But he'll get working on the self firing rifles!]

[thats_me_shepard]

Honestly I am surprised they have not outfitted them as such sooner. They would make unsuspecting assassins, if also able to cloak. It is a good thing I am no longer in the business, it would easily put me out of a job.

[Perhaps a drink is in order to quell the pain of not being able to do everything, my space raptor... thing?]

[chafe_meister]

Yeah, consider yourself lucky you got out when you did. I can see a lot of people being really upset about it. I mean, there's no risk of emotions or feelings getting in the way. It's evolution. Or something.

[Raptor, cricket, he's heard it all. But a drink sounds good, unless it enhances his sadness, but who knows! TO A BAR! Or some other place!]

[thats_me_shepard]

There was never any risk of that, not for me. [Shh, only that one time with his wife. That doesn't count.]

But even if that did become the norm, drones could be hacked, and surely those worried of attack from them could set up fields that would disable them upon crossing.

Evolution, yes, but evolution, is it always for the better?

[chafe_meister]

Almost forgot.

Yeah but that would their problem, maybe they'd start to become immune to it. Yeah, I got nothing.

No.

[thats_me_shepard]

Machines can always be built to overcome things, but then there is always a way to sabotage them. They are only as good as those who built them, after all.

Mm, life is quite the conundrum in that aspect.

WHY DO YOU KEEP THESE GOING?!

[chafe_meister]

Always got to shoot down my new dreams, huh? Actually no, that wouldn't exactly be the best thing...someone could turn them on us, hmm...

Heh, you're telling me.

Because I love you. I love you space cricket.

[thats_me_shepard]

Whether built or born that does seem to be the case.

And I apologize, Garrus, not my intentions. [To shoot down you big dreams that is.]

/SQUINT

[chafe_meister]

Aw it's okay. I'm sure I can forgive you.

[BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SPACE BROS DO!]

mwuah

[thats_me_shepard]

That is good of you.

[HIGHFIVE SPACE BRO!]

...OKAY... /hug!

[chafe_meister]

I'm full of goodness today.

[BEST SPACE BRO!]