EVERYONE'S DEAD.

[godofturntablism]

seriously that might as well be the case
everyone there were threads with are busy or gone or sick
or just straight lost interest
moved on
shit like that

picking up new threads is slow as the coldest fucking viscous liquid imaginable
like that shits not even molasses anymore
its straight up fossilized tar
and nobody fuckin tags stucks for whatever reason except for like once every goddamn blue moon
look at me getting all meta there holy fuck

but really bro
take count of how many times you plunk any of us down in memes and nobody gets touched
probably dont even get looked at most times
and even those ones you tag us to dont really respond to begin with
getting your hopes up dude
setting yourself up for disappointment

at least ai dude is pretty fuckin cool
in a snotty kind of way

Comments

[onlythefishiest]

W)(ale, it doesn't )(elp that we're not t)(e most popular fandom!
I t)(ink t)(e gigapause is putting a lot of the fans off too 38/
I barely get to see the surface any more myself.
My mun just lost most of her -ENT)(USIASM when I vanis)(ed and t)(en only came back silent.

S)(e does )(ave non-)(omestucks t)(oug)(.
So if s)(e sees you drifting around in a meme, s)(e will try to tag you! 38D

[godofturntablism]

oh shit fishy princess
nice to see a bubbly face around
yeah i was thinking about that too
but thats why mun is trying to be more active
fandom aint dead yo
and when the pause is over were gonna explode right back onto the scene like yoooooo
then well just kind of fade out again i guess
but im not going away for a minute at least

but yeah mun has a couple of non stucks around too
just nobody that anyone interacts with
mostly laziness for one of them because he still has to finish drawing icons for the guy
but all the rest of us canon duders are so open for cross canon anyway its not really like it matters to begin with
come at me original characters
im ready for ya

[onlythefishiest]

I never go away! 38D
It was just w)(en I tunad up in t)(e dreambubbles acting oddly, s)(e lost a lot of ent)(usiasm for playing me.
W)(ic)( I t)(ink is silly!
Plus no-one wanted to talk to me. 38/
Fis)(y princesses aren't very popular apparently.

S)(e says s)(e'll have to see w)(ic)( c)(aracters mig)(t work, but now s)(e knows you don't mind, s)(e's sure s)(e can find SOM-EON-E!

[godofturntablism]

well its their loss then
cant imagine anyone just not talking to you
too goddamn nice for all that
nicer than the other fishy princess anyway.

_{[Referring to Eridan because really, that's about the most apt description for him.]}

looking forward to it
i am everywhere you want to be

itt: fefeta problems

[bloodpainter]

:(( < i know what you mean
:33 < though my mun actually had the opposite reaction.
:33 < when they saw how little we got out of the story they were basically like
:33 < "well, it's up to fandom now, gotta do my part."
:33 < which i thought was nice.
:(( < they don't have an account fur you though.

[onlythefishiest]

It wasn't t)(e ONLY reason.
Just a pretty big one!
S)(e was already struggling to keep me afloat. 38/
I wasn't really doing anyt)(ing anyway, and no-one was glubbing wit)( me.
T)(en t)(at )(appened.

[bloodpainter]

:(( < that's so sad though
:(( < you deserve better.
:(( < i mean it doesn't sound like it's your mun's fault really
:(( < but even so.
:(( < and i don't know why the others wouldn't want to take the oppurrtunity to talk with you.
:33 < i'm happy to s33 you!
:33 < even fur just a little while.

[bloodpainter]

:33 < don't give up hope dave
:33 < my mun likes yours, they're just a little slow
:33 < and they have trouble tagging into memes sometimes.
:(( < actually a lot of the time
:(( < and they're even worse at PSL's, whatever those are.
:(( < maybe the people who want to tag you are just like them?

[godofturntablism]

maybe
or might be more like my mun and hit a creative stagnation sometimes
taking like two days to get back to a good thread because how do the creative juices flow man
the answer is sometimes they just dont
stagnant juices
gather all those self doubt flies
makes shit hard to look at
best way to get over all that is keep tagging around until it shakes shit back out
most times anyway
having you around has been helping though
nice to bounce off a good catgirl
ok just imagine that was said in a non innuendo sort of way

[bloodpainter]

:33 < i will purrtend that there was no innuendo pawsible in that statement.
:33 < what innuendo? i s33 none.
:(( < i know what you mean about getting stagnant on threads though
:(( < sometimes my mun has to scratch out something they aren't happy with
:(( < just to k33p that from happening.
:(( < sometimes even that doesn't work.

[plushaeusrumpified]

well obviously you aint memeing with the right bitches are you.
gotta rub rumps with the right people davey.
maybe find a game to stick your scrawny ass in.
the solution is easy but all im hearing is whine whine bitch moan.
it almost sounds like youre getting lonely or something lame like that.
ew.

[godofturntablism]

_{[Ohhhhh shit. Ok, game face, Dave. It's just Bro telling you to quit being a little bitch.]}

suck it old man
i dont do that game shit anyway
i mean come on
who wants an alt dead dave
games dont seem to like aus dude

anyway its not like i see your fuckin foam ass jutting out anywhere i lurk
how much play do you even get

_{[Good attempt at game face.]}

[plushaeusrumpified]

old man.
guuuurl thems fightin words.
nah but for real who wouldnt want an alt dead dave.
sounds like the life of the fuckin party right there.
walk into the club like what up i got a dead cock.
yeah in hindsight quoting macklemore is probably tactless.

i get plenty of play.
i used to get way more but then some shit went down.
you know how it is.
gonna be getting more real soon though aw yeah.

I TOLD YOU I'M SORRY OKAY

[aaron_agate]

*WHEEZE*

[godofturntablism]

i hate you so much

[clonksukcer]

id make a joke about dead canon and dead kids but fuck it man
thats like egbertlevel material at this rate
everyone in our story gotta have their own salty sarcastic death joke to pull that shit is older news than huey lewis
we gotta be better than that man
gotta uphold some standards

[godofturntablism]

yep
no reason to keep kicking around this dead horse
got so many flies around it im pretty sure theres an entire new species of them growing out of it
and its gonna be in really bad taste to do it to the average strider
i mean good fucking god man
were not made of stone

[clonksukcer]

this surface may be flawless marble polished to a mirrorsheen but yeah
inside were already well past this kinda bs
that being said
you gotta wonder what it means our muns can only ass themselves to trot us out for this doom-shit
like look at these pjs
does this look like black to you
leave that doomjazz to the solluxes of the universe

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

oh shit
mundane is so sorry for her slowness
both combo of slow down in most tags that arent off games
aaaand shes always slow with porny ones
like she always stares and kind of spazzes for a bit
kinda embarrassing
i should teach her how to proper porn rp
but yeah also hasnt hit up other memes in a while

tho yeah
dont get tagged a lot if i top thread
unless its others from our canon
hope ai dude is workin out

[godofturntablism]

nah rox i dont think muns too concerned about all that
like if you dont know what the fuck to do just say so and dropping a thread wouldnt be such a bad thing
not like its anyones duty to get freaky with the double b
besides muns having a bit of the same issue with a couple other threads like
what am i even doing here
this is gonna go so bad
why do they stay around for this mess
that kind of shit

i dont really seem to get tagged much either when i wander into the memes
unless its like the android and hes just bored as shit
it works i guess
gamz needs to wander his ass back into the memes though
hes not rockin the exclusive human look anymore so hes a little more free to do shit
its just a matter of actually getting him to do shit

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

well its fun
just she spazzes
cuz shes a bit of a travesty like that
just always the mix of fun and how to not be terrible at it

yeah
tags arent always happening
tho it doesnt really work much when she throws out other muses
so its just kind of a thing
tho hopefully the mun will be lurking memes more
getting used 2 her new schedule
good to hear clwonbro can rock all the faces now

[aaron_agate]

I suspect that you might be mistaking studied indifference with extreme boredom... I'm surprised. I pegged you for an expert in that school.

In any case, don't tell me that you're so far gone that you don't know how to shoot the shit anymore. I don't know that I'd believe you.

[fireflyheir]

oh.
oh shit.
we… kind of dropped off the map for a while there, huh

[orz, says I.]

…yeah.
well
we're going to try to pick things up, if that helps.
what've you been looking at?

i hear there's an experiment watching drops of tar in an hourglass, actually!

ai dude?

[godofturntablism]

at the moment not much
like mun was peeking at kyriakos for a hot minute there but decided nah
got enough trouble making with the inspiration for the usual stuff
a game would just add stress and eat up time and all that shit
make it harder to get back to everyone else
or thats the excuse anyway

otherwise just popping into memes and chilling
gotten a little burned out on the smut memes
too many dicks or dicklike organs going into holes
gets a little dull after that much repetition
smut memes all vanilla up in here
need some variety
throw another survival meme at us
one of those insane asylum things
some fuckin thing

yknow i think id actually watch the tar in an hourglass thing
that shit just sounds strangely fascinating in a watching grass grow kind of way

and yeah ai dude
like a computerized consciousness
lives in an android body
has a flesh body to hop into once in a while
pretty interesting shit
fuckin sassbucket that he is

[fireflyheir]

that's one of the memory places, right?
yeah
i guess that's fair enough.
that's the kind of thing we hear in here, too, anyway.

…
you know, i kind of wonder what you mean by that but then i think about it and i don't think i actually want to know.
the insane asylum thing sounds more worrying to me, but i guess it'd be interesting
and that's the appeal, right?
or a ghost house.

really? you think so?
well, here's a page about it

neat.
does he say anything about the differences between the bodies?
would i know anything about him?