EVERYONE'S DEAD.

[godofturntablism]

seriously that might as well be the case
everyone there were threads with are busy or gone or sick
or just straight lost interest
moved on
shit like that

picking up new threads is slow as the coldest fucking viscous liquid imaginable
like that shits not even molasses anymore
its straight up fossilized tar
and nobody fuckin tags stucks for whatever reason except for like once every goddamn blue moon
look at me getting all meta there holy fuck

but really bro
take count of how many times you plunk any of us down in memes and nobody gets touched
probably dont even get looked at most times
and even those ones you tag us to dont really respond to begin with
getting your hopes up dude
setting yourself up for disappointment

at least ai dude is pretty fuckin cool
in a snotty kind of way

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[onlythefishiest]

W)(ale, it doesn't )(elp that we're not t)(e most popular fandom!
I t)(ink t)(e gigapause is putting a lot of the fans off too 38/
I barely get to see the surface any more myself.
My mun just lost most of her -ENT)(USIASM when I vanis)(ed and t)(en only came back silent.

S)(e does )(ave non-)(omestucks t)(oug)(.
So if s)(e sees you drifting around in a meme, s)(e will try to tag you! 38D

[godofturntablism]

oh shit fishy princess
nice to see a bubbly face around
yeah i was thinking about that too
but thats why mun is trying to be more active
fandom aint dead yo
and when the pause is over were gonna explode right back onto the scene like yoooooo
then well just kind of fade out again i guess
but im not going away for a minute at least

but yeah mun has a couple of non stucks around too
just nobody that anyone interacts with
mostly laziness for one of them because he still has to finish drawing icons for the guy
but all the rest of us canon duders are so open for cross canon anyway its not really like it matters to begin with
come at me original characters
im ready for ya

[onlythefishiest]

I never go away! 38D
It was just w)(en I tunad up in t)(e dreambubbles acting oddly, s)(e lost a lot of ent)(usiasm for playing me.
W)(ic)( I t)(ink is silly!
Plus no-one wanted to talk to me. 38/
Fis)(y princesses aren't very popular apparently.

S)(e says s)(e'll have to see w)(ic)( c)(aracters mig)(t work, but now s)(e knows you don't mind, s)(e's sure s)(e can find SOM-EON-E!

[godofturntablism]

well its their loss then
cant imagine anyone just not talking to you
too goddamn nice for all that
nicer than the other fishy princess anyway.

_{[Referring to Eridan because really, that's about the most apt description for him.]}

looking forward to it
i am everywhere you want to be

itt: fefeta problems

[bloodpainter]

:(( < i know what you mean
:33 < though my mun actually had the opposite reaction.
:33 < when they saw how little we got out of the story they were basically like
:33 < "well, it's up to fandom now, gotta do my part."
:33 < which i thought was nice.
:(( < they don't have an account fur you though.

[bloodpainter]

:33 < don't give up hope dave
:33 < my mun likes yours, they're just a little slow
:33 < and they have trouble tagging into memes sometimes.
:(( < actually a lot of the time
:(( < and they're even worse at PSL's, whatever those are.
:(( < maybe the people who want to tag you are just like them?

[onlythefishiest]

FLATT-ERY WILL GET YOU NOW)(-ER--E! 38D
Besides t)(at I am not as nice as I look!
I am nicer t)(an Meena)( or -Eridan, but t)(at isn't T)(AT hard.
I cod do a lot of bad t)(ings before I was anyw)(ere nearly as bad as -Eridan!

[godofturntablism]

maybe
or might be more like my mun and hit a creative stagnation sometimes
taking like two days to get back to a good thread because how do the creative juices flow man
the answer is sometimes they just dont
stagnant juices
gather all those self doubt flies
makes shit hard to look at
best way to get over all that is keep tagging around until it shakes shit back out
most times anyway
having you around has been helping though
nice to bounce off a good catgirl
ok just imagine that was said in a non innuendo sort of way

[godofturntablism]

oh no i have no doubt of that
all of us are capable of some pretty heinous shit
but some of us are also more companionable
like hey id chill with you a lot more readily than i would that fuckin purple tart
flirting with every damn thing
whats with that

[onlythefishiest]

It wasn't t)(e ONLY reason.
Just a pretty big one!
S)(e was already struggling to keep me afloat. 38/
I wasn't really doing anyt)(ing anyway, and no-one was glubbing wit)( me.
T)(en t)(at )(appened.

[onlythefishiest]

Desperation?
-Eridan )(as ALWAYS loac)(ed being alone.
It is one of t)(e t)(ings t)(at makes )(im so )(ard to be around!
)(e's never )(appy wit)( t)(e attention )(e's getting and )(e always wants more.
It just gets so -EXHAUSTING! 38(

[godofturntablism]

yeah see i know where youre coming from there at least a little bit
theres other muses in here see
and two of them are moirails to two different eridans
the only reason they can pull that shit off is mutual talent for shouty shit and then gossip on one side
and then the other one is just gamzee
doing his gamzee thing
being chill as a motherfuck
i mean you wouldnt be able to get me near that hot mess but at least hes keeping at least a couple of fishboys from the whole genocide thing

[bloodpainter]

:(( < that's so sad though
:(( < you deserve better.
:(( < i mean it doesn't sound like it's your mun's fault really
:(( < but even so.
:(( < and i don't know why the others wouldn't want to take the oppurrtunity to talk with you.
:33 < i'm happy to s33 you!
:33 < even fur just a little while.

[bloodpainter]

:33 < i will purrtend that there was no innuendo pawsible in that statement.
:33 < what innuendo? i s33 none.
:(( < i know what you mean about getting stagnant on threads though
:(( < sometimes my mun has to scratch out something they aren't happy with
:(( < just to k33p that from happening.
:(( < sometimes even that doesn't work.

[godofturntablism]

yeah and then the only other real option is sitting back
ignoring the tags for a while
go get some coffee
get some lunch
get laid
come back
see about a fresh tag
sometimes a day or two away isnt such a bad thing

[onlythefishiest]

T)(ese t)(ings )(appen!
T)(ere's no point to getting upset about it. 38)
I keep popping back up, and s)(e's never un)(appy to see me.
I'm just not one of )(er regular c)(aracters any more.
)(e)(e)(e I'm )(appy to see you too Nepeta!
It's always nice to glub to people!

[onlythefishiest]

You )(ave a Carpkat wit)( you t)(en! 38D
Say )(ello to )(im for me!
If t)(ey can keep -Eridan away from genocide t)(ey are clearly betta for )(im t)(an I was.
I did try to tell )(im t)(at once.
I'm glad SOM-EON-E can put up wit)( )(im. 38)

Gamzee is okay, at least w)(en )(e's being
C)(ill? 38/
As long as )(e stays t)(at way!

[bloodpainter]

:33 < you always did take these things in stride
:33 < it's really purrty impressive
:33 < though I kind of hope my mun keeps on appreciating me fur a while.
:33 < even though they kind of tend to pick the worst point possible to play me from...

[bloodpainter]

:33 < it's true
:33 < as long as the other side's willing to be patient
:33 < but that isn't usually too big a purrblem.

[onlythefishiest]

It's always easier to go with the flow. 38)
Fig)(ting t)(e current only makes you tired.
I don't know if it's impressive, it's just w)(o I am!
Mine picked a nice plaice to take me from, so I couldn't complain about t)(at.
At least I was still alive!

[bloodpainter]

:(( < i had just... stopped being.

[Awkward pause.]

:(( < i'm just glad there's no gamzee where I am
:(( < there is an eridan though
:33 < and a karkitty and kanaya!

[onlythefishiest]

You were still alive w)(en I'm from!
So I'm sorry you're from after t)(at. 38O
I didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
At least you've found somew)(ere better to be, t)(oug)(!

[bloodpainter]

:33 < well from what i've heard things get better afterwards
:33 < if there's one thing i'm upset about
:(( < it's actually that i can't help the others back home anymore
:(( < and i sort of wonder if I ever did enough of that when i was alive.

[godofturntablism]

yeah that seems to be the case
especially if the muns actually contact one another to make sure they're still interested
have ideas and shit
establish rapport
always good to make a friend outside the threads too

[bloodpainter]

:33 < well who doesn't like to make furriends?
:|| < don't answer that
:|| < i don't think i want to know.