Shiny Inkay hunting in Pokemon

[missing1ship]

Oi! You! Stop making squids!

That's an order!

Comments

[old_one_hero]

What's wrong with squids?

[missing1ship]

[You know what? Not even scared.

Because he's already been eaten once]

Because when they get too large they become violent and unreasonable.

[old_one_hero]

That is true. They would probably kill you on the spot.

[He's honestly not all that mad. In fact he would start looking at him a bit more closely.]

Hey you look a little familiar. Do you have a relative named Ichabod Crane?

[missing1ship]

As I am well aware.

[What]

No. No relatives. Well, there's the man that may be father, but other than him, was a single child, never knew my cousins, nor have I had any interest.

[old_one_hero]

Really? You look like just a slightly older version of this man my mun has in his head here.

[missing1ship]

Then he must be very good looking and exceedingly charming and you have a very lucky mun indeed.

[controledfreak]

[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

Well if you consider the other person she's with it's little wonder she'd want intelligent conversation.

[Guess who's grumpy? :D;]

[missing1ship]

... Are we talking about the squids? They don't need any intelligent conversation, they're squids. Beastly, awful little animals.

[controledfreak]

I can say the same thing about you.

[missing1ship]

I am charming, attractive, intelligent, highly skilled in many things up to and including sailing, swordplay, gun play, dancing and drinking, and I have a wonderful personality.

Don't project your insecurities onto me, missy.

[controledfreak]

And hate squids.

I am not insecure. I just hate your ignorance. A lack of information is insufferable to me.

[missing1ship]

If a squid ate you, you'd hate squids too.

[let_it_go]

How does one go about making a squid?

[missing1ship]

You put two squids together and they make another, smaller squid. Just like people, love, only with squids.

[let_it_go]

Ah. Animal husbandry, then.

Your Mundane is cultivating squid?

[missing1ship]

Unfortunately. Now she's sending them all over the world to torment other unfortunate people because she is secretly a demon.

[let_it_go]

[Considering that she's one Snow Queen and has lived all her life being ~magical~, the idea of a demon Mundane isn't as astonishing as it should be.]

You must stop her! Many people will suffer because of her fancies!

[lastwizard1412]

At least its not those things.

[missing1ship]

... Not what things? Squids are terrible, I can't imagine anything worse than them.

[lastwizard1412]

Those scaly things with fins!

[missing1ship]

.... Fish? Are you talking about fish? No, squids are worse than fish.

Fish are stupid.

Squids have brains, mate. Big brains.

[cursedscales]

Sounds like really shitty magic.

[missing1ship]

It is terrible magic. Should be outlawed, mass squid production. Or at the very least severely discouraged. With fire and cannons.

[cursedscales]

Every magic should be outlawed. Especially with fire and cannons.

[Just look at his fuckin face if that shouldn't turn you off magic nothing will.]

[missing1ship]

I will agree to a point. A great deal of magic is unfortunately used to nefarious and dastardly deeds such as cursed gold, the locker, giant evil squids and so on.

However some magic is acceptable.

For instance: If it helps me, it is perfectly acceptable.