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dear_mun2014-01-12 10:04 am
missing1ship) wrote in dear_mun2014-01-12 10:04 am
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Shiny Inkay hunting in Pokemon
Oi! You! Stop making squids!
That's an order!
That's an order!
[You know what? Not even scared.
Because he's already been eaten once]
Because when they get too large they become violent and unreasonable.
Because he's already been eaten once]
Because when they get too large they become violent and unreasonable.
That is true. They would probably kill you on the spot.
[He's honestly not all that mad. In fact he would start looking at him a bit more closely.]
Hey you look a little familiar. Do you have a relative named Ichabod Crane?
[He's honestly not all that mad. In fact he would start looking at him a bit more closely.]
Hey you look a little familiar. Do you have a relative named Ichabod Crane?
[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]
Well if you consider the other person she's with it's little wonder she'd want intelligent conversation.
[Guess who's grumpy? :D;]
Well if you consider the other person she's with it's little wonder she'd want intelligent conversation.
[Guess who's grumpy? :D;]
As I am well aware.
[What]
No. No relatives. Well, there's the man that may be father, but other than him, was a single child, never knew my cousins, nor have I had any interest.
[What]
No. No relatives. Well, there's the man that may be father, but other than him, was a single child, never knew my cousins, nor have I had any interest.
... Are we talking about the squids? They don't need any intelligent conversation, they're squids. Beastly, awful little animals.
Really? You look like just a slightly older version of this man my mun has in his head here.
Then he must be very good looking and exceedingly charming and you have a very lucky mun indeed.
You put two squids together and they make another, smaller squid. Just like people, love, only with squids.
I am charming, attractive, intelligent, highly skilled in many things up to and including sailing, swordplay, gun play, dancing and drinking, and I have a wonderful personality.
Don't project your insecurities onto me, missy.
Don't project your insecurities onto me, missy.
Unfortunately. Now she's sending them all over the world to torment other unfortunate people because she is secretly a demon.
And hate squids.
I am not insecure. I just hate your ignorance. A lack of information is insufferable to me.
I am not insecure. I just hate your ignorance. A lack of information is insufferable to me.
Edited 2014-01-12 17:32 (UTC)
[... He is running with this. Running for the hills]
I would but it's far too late. There's an army of squids spreading across the entire world. Just sent one to Austria, it'll be in Japan in a matter of hours.
I would but it's far too late. There's an army of squids spreading across the entire world. Just sent one to Austria, it'll be in Japan in a matter of hours.
I was eaten. It was how I was born.
Thanks for bringing that up.
Thanks for bringing that up.
Well bloody excuse me for not knowing the life cycle of squid people, for all I knew you crawled up from the bottom of hell and started devouring random ships the moment you were spawned.
We are born. We consume or are consumed. We observe. Or we die.
[Not that you needed to know that.]
[Not that you needed to know that.]
Mm, sounds terrible. Glad I wasn't born a squid person.
Ah, but they can, with the power of something mun told me is the internet. With the internet, horrible things can go very far distances in the blink of an eye.
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