So how did this happen?

[snakesandspiders]

Silence, human fool! No mortal can bind Ai Apaec! I'll be free of you and feast upon your flesh!

The Great Decapitator demands freedom! I've had enough of humans as anything but meals!

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[incywincyhero]

Whoa, sonny boy. We spiders have enough of a bad rep already without guys like you spreading around this "feast upon your flesh" stuff.

Unless "Great Decapitator" is your D&D character's name, in which case carry on.

[snakesandspiders]

Bah! You sully the hard earned terror of my followers. You'll not be forgiven for subverting our calling as predators born.

[incywincyhero]

Sure, whatever you say. I've heard that speech before, and lemme tell you, it didn't end so well for the other guy. Well, gal, but I'm an equal opportunity butt-kicker, especially when someone's trying to shove an eggsac down my throat.

[snakesandspiders]

Despite your pointless rambling, know it will come to pass.

[incywincyhero]

Know what will come to pass, specifically? I thought I already wasn't forgiven. This is why it's always important to define your subjects.

[irredeemed_ant]

Well you're a cheery soul, aren't you?

[snakesandspiders]

I take it you believe you are another 'funny one.'

[irredeemed_ant]

Maybe, kinda, I guess Spidey and Wilson have most of that covered, but I can crack a punchline if I have to. I'm kinda thinking you might have something to do with Looney Osborn, right?

[snakesandspiders]

My association with that man is... tenuous.

['Cos Osborn is a dick.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Oh, so we have something in common. Don't tell me, forced you to join a secret covert squad with a bunch of crazed killers and try to kill super heroes, right?

[osreborn]

It might be a little late to try the "intimidation" route.

[snakesandspiders]

There is always time for terror!

ahh. sorry for the delay.

[osreborn]

There's also always time for subtlety. Though-- I know I may be wasting my breath.

No worries!

[snakesandspiders]

Such methods do not suit me.

[irredeemed_ant]

Of course you're totally suited to that sorta thing. Kinda glad I swapped sides when I did.

[osreborn]

Well, I wasn't asking your opinion.

[irredeemed_ant]

Same as you didn't when you made me join the Crazybolts.

[arach_nerd]

You sure you wanna do that? I mean, with the cholesterol level of the modern human you're just asking for a heart attack.

[snakesandspiders]

Not an issue.

[arach_nerd]

You sure about that? Because I must've missed the part where you earned a medical degree.

[snakesandspiders]

I've a grand understanding of my body, pretender.

[deserve_perfection]

[Have an eyeroll]

Good luck, Ai. Something tells me the fool isn't going to let you go without a fight.

[snakesandspiders]

Then a fight I shall give them! No more prisons!

[deserve_perfection]

Second place would be making them regret putting you in here. [She smirks wickedly]

[snakesandspiders]

You always know exactly what to say, Doctor.

[His smiles are always so much bigger, but no less wicked.]