So how did this happen?

[snakesandspiders]

Silence, human fool! No mortal can bind Ai Apaec! I'll be free of you and feast upon your flesh!

The Great Decapitator demands freedom! I've had enough of humans as anything but meals!

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[incywincyhero]

Whoa, sonny boy. We spiders have enough of a bad rep already without guys like you spreading around this "feast upon your flesh" stuff.

Unless "Great Decapitator" is your D&D character's name, in which case carry on.

[snakesandspiders]

Bah! You sully the hard earned terror of my followers. You'll not be forgiven for subverting our calling as predators born.

[irredeemed_ant]

Well you're a cheery soul, aren't you?

[snakesandspiders]

I take it you believe you are another 'funny one.'

[irredeemed_ant]

Maybe, kinda, I guess Spidey and Wilson have most of that covered, but I can crack a punchline if I have to. I'm kinda thinking you might have something to do with Looney Osborn, right?

[snakesandspiders]

My association with that man is... tenuous.

['Cos Osborn is a dick.]

[irredeemed_ant]

Oh, so we have something in common. Don't tell me, forced you to join a secret covert squad with a bunch of crazed killers and try to kill super heroes, right?

[snakesandspiders]

!

...Does he do that often?

[irredeemed_ant]

I'm not the expert but I gather he does, yeah. Thunderbolts. Ghost and Paladin were the only semi-sane guys besides me.

You know, it's strange how I'm having a surprisingly civil convo with a guy with Spider legs. No offence.

[snakesandspiders]

We met in a prison and later he offered me glory. His promises are only ever temporarily fulfilled- the same can be said of my willingness to be civil, morsel.

[irredeemed_ant]

He's sort of an ass hole that way.

I get why you might wanna try to eat people but you do do know there's a lotta wider food options, right?

[snakesandspiders]

Agreed.

I have feasted upon meats that existed before the dawn of man and are now long lost and vary my diet widely even today. All manner of creatures are my prey. Humans are just one dish, but you are so satisfying to slaughter.

[irredeemed_ant]

Yeah, starting to see why Norman thought you'd be a good pick. You and Venom could be facebook pals.

[snakesandspiders]

I am what I am and I delight in it. Such is the nature of a god.

[irredeemed_ant]

You're not a god I know of, buddy. Though going with the name I'm assuming Aztec or something.

[incywincyhero]

Sure, whatever you say. I've heard that speech before, and lemme tell you, it didn't end so well for the other guy. Well, gal, but I'm an equal opportunity butt-kicker, especially when someone's trying to shove an eggsac down my throat.

[osreborn]

It might be a little late to try the "intimidation" route.

[arach_nerd]

You sure you wanna do that? I mean, with the cholesterol level of the modern human you're just asking for a heart attack.

[snakesandspiders]

Not an issue.

[snakesandspiders]

There is always time for terror!

[snakesandspiders]

Gods do not need acknowledgment to be gods. Those wretches that yearn for human approval make me sick.

[snakesandspiders]

Despite your pointless rambling, know it will come to pass.

[incywincyhero]

Know what will come to pass, specifically? I thought I already wasn't forgiven. This is why it's always important to define your subjects.

[irredeemed_ant]

Of course you're totally suited to that sorta thing. Kinda glad I swapped sides when I did.

[irredeemed_ant]

Well the male ones I know get a ton of ale and wenches, so it works for them. Course they all look human so...