dear_mun | On harems and silliness

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On harems and silliness

Yanno mun...

As fun as the idea is, what the hell would I do with a lady harem? It's not like they can fight better than me, or do anything I can't do myself.

And well the other reason for a harem I can't do anyways.

So yeah. Don't see why you want me to get one.

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Your pipi doesn't count. You're not going near the ducks.

She totally counts, and I never even mentioned your ducks.

She's a robot. And I'm just making that clear. Good communication is key.

She's still a pet. And why would I want your ducks? I have a duck of my own.

She's a robot and can't be judged on the same scale. It throws everything off if you do.

I didn't say anything about having them. I said you weren't allowed near them. Where did you get a duck?

It still counts, you're just not willing to admit you suck by not including her.

It showed up in the Castle, that's where.

Humans have a completely different needs-base! You can't compare a human pet to a robotic one. It's not effective!

[No, no. You're messing with his scales and his compartments, Crash. Everything else takes a back seat.]

But it's pretty much the same thing.

[Maybe he's doing it purpose then! ... nah, he's Crash he never does this stuff on purpose.]

How.

They're both kinda dumb.

Yeah. But you have to treat them differently. You already know most of Pipi's needs since you're a robot, too. But you're obviously having trouble being good for human pets if you're throwing bombs at them. We should only do that when we're trying to kill them. They die too easy. If you consider them pets, then that means you have some responsibility. They're dumb. You can't expect them to know what's good for them.

So, maybe you're good for robotic pets like Pipi, but not for ones like humans.

[he's pulled diagrams out for this.]

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[bombs. that is his answer to the diagrams and long talking. bombs.]

[AUGH. QUICK. RELEASE MAGNET MISSILES TO INTERCEPT AND LEAP AWAY LIKE A VERY RED SUPERMAN]

See. This is why you have to go to humans for companionship!

[Not that, you know, his evasive maneuvers save him from the whole blast. You owe him non-blackened armor, Crash >\]

At least they know how to dodge right!

[He'll just throw Magnet into a lake later, that totally counts right?]

[Crash's arms may find themselves attached to any nearby metallic walls should that happen, just to get that out there.]

[...Actually, that may be happening anyway.]

You're temper is too short. How do you have the patience for pets? I feel sorry for them.

[Crash will curse magnets if it happens, because seriously ~~how do they work~~magnets.]

I hang around Quick, that gives me tons of patience! And they're not dumb and annoying like you.

[Way to abruptly derail his thoughts, Crash.]

Wait.

If you were hanging around Quick, wouldn't that do the exact opposite?

No, because you have to have patience to keep up with him. Duh.

Yeah, for about five seconds before he runs off. That's some kind of patience, but not the sort you use on other people.

And patient people don't throw bombs just because they're dissatisfied with an explanation. That's basically the exact opposite.

Nope, not for five seconds. Have you tried to understand him when he goes all speedy talk? No, well I have. And that takes a fuckton of patience, Maggy.

... and bombs are the answer to everything, even your dumb charts an shit.

[):]

They're only dumb to people who can't understand them!

No, they're dumb to anyone who isn't stupid like you.

I'm not the one constantly repeating the same insults over and over again.

And the doc uses graphs and diagrams all the time. He doesn't think they're boring.

The Doc's graphs and diagrams are important.

Yours are just useless and boring. There is a difference.

Mine are not. You just don't like anything that doesn't have to do with bombs, so you refuse to think outside of your little box.

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