On harems and silliness

[drillsforhands]

Yanno mun...

As fun as the idea is, what the hell would I do with a lady harem? It's not like they can fight better than me, or do anything I can't do myself.

And well the other reason for a harem I can't do anyways.

So yeah. Don't see why you want me to get one.

Comments

[drillsforhands]

At least they know how to dodge right!

[He'll just throw Magnet into a lake later, that totally counts right?]

[residualforce]

[Crash's arms may find themselves attached to any nearby metallic walls should that happen, just to get that out there.]

[...Actually, that may be happening anyway.]

You're temper is too short. How do you have the patience for pets? I feel sorry for them.

[drillsforhands]

[Crash will curse magnets if it happens, because seriously how do they workmagnets.]

I hang around Quick, that gives me tons of patience! And they're not dumb and annoying like you.

[residualforce]

[Way to abruptly derail his thoughts, Crash.]

Wait.

If you were hanging around Quick, wouldn't that do the exact opposite?

[drillsforhands]

No, because you have to have patience to keep up with him. Duh.

[residualforce]

Yeah, for about five seconds before he runs off. That's some kind of patience, but not the sort you use on other people.

And patient people don't throw bombs just because they're dissatisfied with an explanation. That's basically the exact opposite.

[drillsforhands]

Nope, not for five seconds. Have you tried to understand him when he goes all speedy talk? No, well I have. And that takes a fuckton of patience, Maggy.

... and bombs are the answer to everything, even your dumb charts an shit.

[residualforce]

[):]

They're only dumb to people who can't understand them!

[drillsforhands]

No, they're dumb to anyone who isn't stupid like you.

[residualforce]

I'm not the one constantly repeating the same insults over and over again.

And the doc uses graphs and diagrams all the time. He doesn't think they're boring.

[drillsforhands]

The Doc's graphs and diagrams are important.

Yours are just useless and boring. There is a difference.

[residualforce]

Mine are not. You just don't like anything that doesn't have to do with bombs, so you refuse to think outside of your little box.

[drillsforhands]

Yes they are, and you're just pissy. Seems to be a theme of you thirds.