welp.

[brollies]

Young lady.

I'm far too busy for
something as trivial
as catering to your
every whim.

Arrangements can & will be made
once there is sufficient
time for them.

Patience, my dear.

MH

Comments

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Another dental appointment from all the sweets you've been eating?
SH

[brollies]

Hardly.
Meetings.

MH

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You mean you're at the Diogenes club.
SH


Why are you torturing your poor writer?

[brollies]

You're much too
smart for me sometimes.
MH

It's not torture
if it's voluntary.
MH

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Voluntary? When is spending any amount of time with you voluntary?

[This Sherlock writer also has Mycroft running around - which can get quite annoying when they both want to talk :/]

[sentiment]

Sufficient time? You make it sound as if they're worth that sort of thing.

[brollies]

This one's quite charming... once you get past all the fast-talking and the bouts of hysterics. I'm just giving her the benefit of a doubt for the meanwhile. Who knows when my schedule will let up?

[sentiment]

You? Feeling generous in this blissful turn of the year, Mycroft? How very quaint.

[brollies]

Consider it my resolution. I'll forget about it soon enough. Just like everyone else eventually does.

[the_new_sexy]

Far too busy for any goldfish, of course. S

so mad.

[brollies]

Change the subject.
Brother dear.
MH

[the_new_sexy]

We could discuss popular musicals. S

[brollies]

Next time you're
the one taking them
to the matinee.
It's only fair.
MH

[consulting_freak]

Good try, Mycroft. Your attempt to convince me you've got a social life by 'misfiring' your texts is both sad and pathetic.
SH

[brollies]

[He's so used to only having one S entry in his contact list. It's an honest mistake okay.]

I didn't have you going?
Not even for a little bit?
Must try harder next time.
MH


In all actuality -
this girl is quite
the persistent one.
It's tiresome already.
MH

[consulting_freak]

[It's only when Mycroft sends him that text that he realises his own mistake. So even Mycroft can surprise him at times.]

You've got the secret service at your fingertips. How hard can managing one young woman be?
SH

If you want to push her away, you should simply be yourself.
SH

[brollies]

Unfortunately, brother dear,
some people find it
quite endearing.
I pity them.
MH

[mrsex]

They do try. Honest, they do. You can see it in their faces. All that focus. All that dedication. Doesn't it just make you sick?

c-c-c-combo breaker.

[brollies]

The slightest pangs of guilt. Nothing more.

very criminal. much consult.

[mrsex]

Yours or theirs?

wow.

[brollies]

Mine.

Yes yes - I know. It's possible for a Holmes to feel anything other than extreme amounts of pride. It surprised me as well.

[sherlocklives]

Not bowing to her every whim, brother dear? And how is that working out for you?

I do hope she strives to give you a goldfish or two of your very own.

[brollies]

Quite well so far. Thank you very much.

[This face.]

[sherlocklives]

[He's so pleased with himself.]

I'm sure.

I do enjoy seeing one of these ordinary people getting the best of you.

[brollies]

It doesn't take much to amuse you now does it, brother dear?

Unlike you, I see the value of said ordinary people. They're quite slow and very useful to keep around.