welp.

[brollies]

Young lady.

I'm far too busy for
something as trivial
as catering to your
every whim.

Arrangements can & will be made
once there is sufficient
time for them.

Patience, my dear.

MH

Comments

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Another dental appointment from all the sweets you've been eating?
SH

[sentiment]

Sufficient time? You make it sound as if they're worth that sort of thing.

[brollies]

Hardly.
Meetings.

MH

[brollies]

This one's quite charming... once you get past all the fast-talking and the bouts of hysterics. I'm just giving her the benefit of a doubt for the meanwhile. Who knows when my schedule will let up?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You mean you're at the Diogenes club.
SH


Why are you torturing your poor writer?

[brollies]

You're much too
smart for me sometimes.
MH

It's not torture
if it's voluntary.
MH

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Voluntary? When is spending any amount of time with you voluntary?

[This Sherlock writer also has Mycroft running around - which can get quite annoying when they both want to talk :/]

[brollies]

As of nearly
20min ago.
Funny isn't it?
MH

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock is rolling his eyes so hard, Mycroft can probably see it through the text.]

I didn't know you had a sense of humour.

Why do you continue to sign your text when it is obvious to both of us?

[brollies]

The blasted thing is
automatic.
I can hardly be
bothered to change
the settings.
MH

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Oh Sherlock is amused now.]

Get Anthea to change it for you, since she does everything else.

[brollies]

[This next text is delayed a bit.]

There I believe
that worked.
I don't require her
assistance all the time.
MH

[....And even later:]

It's fixed now.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Now Sherlock really is amused.]

Clearly there's one thing at which I am better.

[brollies]

You're an expert
at mobiles.
I shall alert the press.
Is there anything
their darling private
detective can't do?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Well, since you asked...

[There is about a three-minute pause.]

None that I could come up with.

[sentiment]

You? Feeling generous in this blissful turn of the year, Mycroft? How very quaint.

[brollies]

Consider it my resolution. I'll forget about it soon enough. Just like everyone else eventually does.

[brollies]

But of course.
Typical.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You have the superior deductive skills...


...I got everything else.

[the_new_sexy]

Far too busy for any goldfish, of course. S

so mad.

[brollies]

Change the subject.
Brother dear.
MH

[brollies]

Quite the unfair
distribution if
you ask me.

[sentiment]

Resolutions are for unhappy housewives and the vastly overweight. You mustn't be so hard on yourself, dear brother: domesticity would suit you ill.

[the_new_sexy]

We could discuss popular musicals. S

[brollies]

[Just - this face. So much.]