Someone's not happy... Canon is The Walking Dead

[squirrelhunter]

Listen, I don't care what kinda idiotic ideas y'all got in that thick head o' yours, but I ain't havin' no part of it.

Magic castle, my ass.

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[amidststars]

Y-you're going to a magic castle, mister...?

[squirrelhunter]

Not if I can help it.

...And I plan to.

[amidststars]

A magic castle sounds like it would be kind of fun...

You don't want to go exploring?

[squirrelhunter]

Hell, I got important stuff to do where I am.

I ain't got no time to humour this idiot.

[amidststars]

What kind of important stuff?

[cassbutt]

Magic castle? PFFT! What world do you live in? I live in one where I have to kill zombies because my fearless leader Dean tells me to.

Oh, god, I am so new at this guy. x_x

[squirrelhunter]

[He eyes the little pink-haired girl]

Well, I can't leave those dumbasses to the Walkers.

[squirrelhunter]

Nah, this mun guy wants to send me to some weird-ass castle.

Zombies, huh? Sounds like the Walkers.

...You any good?

[That's okay! Dear_Mun's good for voice-testing, right?]

[amidststars]

Walkers? Who are they? Anyone that walks?

[cassbutt]

Castles are overrated.

Walkers? WE call them Croats. Some disease used as endgame for the apocalypse. Made everyone zombie-like. Though they do walk.

Am I good? I used to be an angel, until I fell. All the others left, I lost my mojo. But I can handle a gun.

That's the idea! Still finding his voice

[squirrelhunter]

Nah. There these monsters. Were people, now they just wanna eat. Us, mainly. Like some live meat.

[squirrelhunter]

...

[Blank stare]

The hell you talkin' about? Angels an' shit. 'sides, guns ain't no good. Get attracted by the noise.

All my walking dead fangirling. Daryl. <3

[cassbutt]

You believe in zombies but not angels? Pfft. Whatever. Too high to care.
Silencers on the guns. I also have a crossbow or eight. I like em more.

He's a brand-new muse! I'm kinda nervous with him.

[squirrelhunter]

[Now that gets a grin.]

See, now ya talkin' my language. Ain't nothin' kills a Walker dead like an arrow through the head.

So far so good, Dear. Mine is too.

[cassbutt]

It is rather fun. Watching a Croat go down, for some reason, is very fulfilling.

Well, I don't know Supernatural.

[squirrelhunter]

Pretty satisfyin', too.

[He then eyes the dude.]

So, what d'ya mean you were an angel?

That's okay. He's in one episode. Stoner!Cas anyway.

[cassbutt]

[rolling his eyes, popping another pill]

Well, where I'm from, which is Heaven. I was Castiel, the Angel of Thursday. Very faithful to Daddy dearest. But I slowly started to rebel when I met Dean, my best friend, and then when all the angels left because of the apocalypse, I lost my powers. Now Im human.

[squirrelhunter]

You sure those pills ain't messin' with ya mind?

[cassbutt]

Positive. I know I was an angel. I had wings and everything.

[Ooh, then, I'll comment with another character too-- maybe varied interactions will help! ^^]

[amidststars]

Oh, that's terrible! [She looks frightened, but can't find her brother to hide behind, so she clings to Daryl's leg.] Eating humans while they're still alive to feel it...

If they were humans too, once, can't they live off other kinds of meat? They don't need live prey, right? Animals and humans still leave bodies behind when they die, so...

Or maybe, they could eat something different, like a starberry pie! If it would make them stop preying on humans, I could bake pies for the Walkers!

[Predictably, a child's reasoning. Although, it is a bit odd that she refers to humans as if they're something unfamiliar.]

[squirrelhunter]

Uh huh.

[Nope, not believing you, man.]

So how'd ya get roped into killin' Walkers? Hell, it's just enough that we survive.

[cassbutt]

[sighs, knowing he must sound crazy, not caring]

Dean. The man I love. Well... loved, I guess. He doesn't want me anymore. I was one of the few he had for his team to fight Lucifer.

Aw, you don't have to! Don't want to put anyone out.

[squirrelhunter]

[Starberry pie. Wat? Daryl just kinda looks confused down at... whatever this is.]

Uh... I really don't think that'll work. An' I don't want ya riskin' it, okay?

[squirrelhunter]

'Loved'? You some sorta homo?

[cassbutt]

...Southern men are annoying. Oh my Father. Yes. I am gay and I was an angel.
Deal with it.