can't do it right now I'm sorry

[godofturntablism]

hiatus
the fuck you mean going on hiatus
you have threads going that you need to get on and pester those other nerds into getting to
you cant quit this shit now man
you have so much shit to do
please dont go

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[godofturntablism]

im all good on wishes dude

_{[Still thinks that's pretty fuckin' baller though]}

((That stupid icon. So good. I wish I had icon spaces enough for that shit!))

[aaron_agate]

You're perfectly shitting me. Nobody's full up on wishes. There must be one thing your wretched human heart desires, surely?

[Ham. Floodgates sluicing open. Make what extrapolations you will.]

((I love the fuck out of the smuppet icon. I need more spaces myself tho))

[godofturntablism]

_{[It's such an inconvenient time for ham.]}

fine
get me the biggest fuckin jar of nutella they have on the market
and double that sumbitch
i intend to make a chocolate sandwich the size of my head

_{[He's...just a little bit of a chocoholic.]}

Re: ((I love the fuck out of the smuppet icon. I need more spaces myself tho))

[aaron_agate]

You don't just want a disgustingly dribbling mess of chocolate slop crushed between two enriched-wheat excuses for sliced, baked goods? Take the middle man out, not have to spend all that time stirring the pot, getting the grease lathered through before you can take that first, sweet bite?

[Well, alright. This is a fucking fourth-wall, canon-breaking piece of collaborative ~fiction~ so here it goes.

That's suddenly one big fucking bucket of nutella between them. On a table. Immaculate. One could accidentally lock one's head inside of it if one was not careful trying to lick out the bottom.]

Your marvelously inane wish has been granted, oh maestro.

[godofturntablism]

like hell im just gonna wish for the sandwich
this shit will make like fifteen sandwiches at least
i have creative sandwich freedom
you fuckin own
id share if you had innards

_{[Just excuse his flapping for a moment. This is a very happy Dave.]}

[aaron_agate]

A grande whopping total fifteen sandwiches.

How much of that horrific looking sluice do you load your sandwich up with?

You realize that a diet of pure shit is going to ruin you forever.

I predict gout.

And probably constipation.

But I'm not a doctor.

[godofturntablism]

yeah you just keep thinking that buddy
my entire childhood was comprised of mcdonalds doritos and soda
occasionally freezer pizza
striders cant fuckin cook for shit
and i said at least fifteen
maybe twenty?
i intend to double stack this shit

[aaron_agate]

[He looks bamboozled, though probably mostly due to the fact that he's aiming for it.]

How is it, exactly, that you are still alive?

[godofturntablism]

sheer fortified stubbornness and refusal to die

_{[That isn't even much of an exaggeration on his part either. He'd just flat out refused to die of anything but the oldest of old age because of Bro and his...everything.]}

[aaron_agate]

The utter badass who relies on a steady diet of chocolate, bread, and from what I understand the occasional cigarette.

Sounds legit.

You poor bastard.