Horrible DeSu 2 inspired plurk conversations

[evokingfool]

...Ryoji's a father?

[Bemused? Or amused? Maybe he should stick to both.]

Hm...he does resemble Ryoji and Hanamura-san a little.

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[evokingfool]

Either due to magic [because this is Ryoji] or a lot of alcohol.

[If it's alcohol...son, he is disappoint.]

[death_awaits_you]

Wh-what? But I've never had alcohol before!

That's really scary - can alcohol make you pregnant or something?

I think I'd remember having a son, though... [ Now he feels really bad. What if he forgot? He forgot about being Death, so why couldn't he forget about something like this?! ]

[evokingfool]

Alcohol can't make you pregnant, but it can make you do things.

[There, there, Ryoji. Let mama Minato teach you.]

[death_awaits_you]

Do things...?

[ That sounds really worrying! Mamanato, please reassure your son! ]

[evokingfool]

You might think it's a good idea to get into trouble or make a mess. Or you could do something only couples do.

[...He's not having That Talk with Ryoji, is he.]

[death_awaits_you]

... [ !!! ] Does that mean Junpei had alcohol? His room was always a mess, and he likes getting into trouble! Or at least he likes doing things that get us into trouble... I'm not sure if the trouble is on purpose.

[ But then... ??? ]

But... something only couples do?

[ ... he just might. Ryoji missed health class, after all. ]

[evokingfool]

I don't think Junpei had alcohol.

[All the scolding Mitsuru would give him.

...

......Oh.]

Yeah.

[death_awaits_you]

Oh. So... he just was that way naturally?

But -- then ... I'm confused. How does alcohol work?

And what do only couples do together? It can't be kissing, because family kiss each other and sometimes friends kiss, and it can't be holding hands, because friends hold hands, and it can't be hugging because friends also hug and -- oh! Is it going on dates?

[evokingfool]

Alcohol works by lowering your inhibitions or personal restraints.

[Uh...]

Dates are related, but it's something else.

[death_awaits_you]

[ which means it would do nothing for Ryoji! ]

Oh! That could be pretty bad for some people, huh?

But -- what else is there?

[evokingfool]

And influence their behaviour as well.

[...Oh boy.]

It's something to talk about in private.

[death_awaits_you]

[ I'm so sorry. He just... doesn't get it. ]

Huh? Why?

[evokingfool]

[Because this is a public forum.]

Because it's easier to explain.