Horrible DeSu 2 inspired plurk conversations

[evokingfool]

...Ryoji's a father?

[Bemused? Or amused? Maybe he should stick to both.]

Hm...he does resemble Ryoji and Hanamura-san a little.

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[invoker]

Are you sure this is the same Ryoji...?

[lapinfrost]

More like Yuzu-chan and Yosuke's lovechild to me. With Ryoji being his uncle.

[evokingfool]

I assume so, judging from mun's laughter and reactions during that...'discussion' about this.

[death_awaits_you]

[ CONFUSION??? ]

Oh wow, he has a really great scarf!

But... [ And now sudden worry ] Oh no, can you be a father without knowing it? Because I don't think I'm a father...

[evokingfool]

So that would make the scarf a present from Uncle Ryoji.

[lovefool]

Oh, my. I don't know whether to be jealous or congratulate him...

[lapinfrost]

I can totally see him being the indulgent uncle.

[evokingfool]

Either due to magic [because this is Ryoji] or a lot of alcohol.

[If it's alcohol...son, he is disappoint.]

[evokingfool]

Congratulations might be in order, if it's true.

[Does this make them 'grandparents'?]

[invoker]

I just wonder about the implications of the existence of such a child. Would this mean that the child is an Appraiser of Nyx as well?

[Mitsuru: always business-like even when it comes to situations like this.]

[evokingfool]

Always getting something for birthdays and Christmas.

[death_awaits_you]

Wh-what? But I've never had alcohol before!

That's really scary - can alcohol make you pregnant or something?

I think I'd remember having a son, though... [ Now he feels really bad. What if he forgot? He forgot about being Death, so why couldn't he forget about something like this?! ]

[lovefool]

And maybe a cake.

[Man, she doesn't even want to think of the incestuous flurry that is this "family"...]

[evokingfool]

I would assume so. They decided to have the child under close watch, if we discover his existence. He might have Ryoji's powers.

[lapinfrost]

That'd explain all the presents.

[evokingfool]

Alcohol can't make you pregnant, but it can make you do things.

[There, there, Ryoji. Let mama Minato teach you.]

oh wow icon fail

[evokingfool]

Cake would be a nice present.

[This family is weird enough...]

[evokingfool]

You know him, right? That'll explain your questions about him. [Heh.]

[death_awaits_you]

Do things...?

[ That sounds really worrying! Mamanato, please reassure your son! ]

[evokingfool]

You might think it's a good idea to get into trouble or make a mess. Or you could do something only couples do.

[...He's not having That Talk with Ryoji, is he.]

[lapinfrost]

Yup. We've known each other since we were kids. Our houses actually aren't that far from each other.

[death_awaits_you]

... [ !!! ] Does that mean Junpei had alcohol? His room was always a mess, and he likes getting into trouble! Or at least he likes doing things that get us into trouble... I'm not sure if the trouble is on purpose.

[ But then... ??? ]

But... something only couples do?

[ ... he just might. Ryoji missed health class, after all. ]

minato-kun, your cake is terrifying!!

[lovefool]

Ah, and the cake could have yellow frosting around the side to make it look like it's wearing a scarf!

[evokingfool]

Ah. [And since his mun is thinking stuff...] Just watch out for him.

[lapinfrost]

Don't need to tell me twice. It's in the job description.