Horrible DeSu 2 inspired plurk conversations

[evokingfool]

...Ryoji's a father?

[Bemused? Or amused? Maybe he should stick to both.]

Hm...he does resemble Ryoji and Hanamura-san a little.

Comments

[invoker]

Are you sure this is the same Ryoji...?

[evokingfool]

I assume so, judging from mun's laughter and reactions during that...'discussion' about this.

[invoker]

I just wonder about the implications of the existence of such a child. Would this mean that the child is an Appraiser of Nyx as well?

[Mitsuru: always business-like even when it comes to situations like this.]

[lapinfrost]

More like Yuzu-chan and Yosuke's lovechild to me. With Ryoji being his uncle.

[evokingfool]

So that would make the scarf a present from Uncle Ryoji.

[lapinfrost]

I can totally see him being the indulgent uncle.

[death_awaits_you]

[ CONFUSION??? ]

Oh wow, he has a really great scarf!

But... [ And now sudden worry ] Oh no, can you be a father without knowing it? Because I don't think I'm a father...

[evokingfool]

Either due to magic [because this is Ryoji] or a lot of alcohol.

[If it's alcohol...son, he is disappoint.]

[death_awaits_you]

Wh-what? But I've never had alcohol before!

That's really scary - can alcohol make you pregnant or something?

I think I'd remember having a son, though... [ Now he feels really bad. What if he forgot? He forgot about being Death, so why couldn't he forget about something like this?! ]

[lovefool]

Oh, my. I don't know whether to be jealous or congratulate him...

[evokingfool]

Congratulations might be in order, if it's true.

[Does this make them 'grandparents'?]

[lovefool]

And maybe a cake.

[Man, she doesn't even want to think of the incestuous flurry that is this "family"...]

1/4 i am so sorry

[yumadbro]

[yumadbro]

[yumadbro]

[Wait for it...]

[yumadbro]

Are you sure Yosuke isn't just running around attacking people with a brush?

He could just want to make his hairstyle popular so he isn't alone in looking like a hedgehog.

[evokingfool]

If he's attacking people with a brush, then this Daichi must be a good sport in keeping it.

[punches_fog]

There are a lot of biological problems with this idea.

More than you'd think, even.

[evokingfool]

I'm quite aware of those problems.

Hanamura-san is still complaining about it in here.

[punches_fog]

Yeah, sounds like him.

[of_valhalla]

........................

T-that's impossible.

[evokingfool]

They know.

[Unless MAGIC is the explanation!]

[butterflyguardian]

Hahaha.

I can assure you, even the one who is an embodiment of Death is bound to the same laws that govern human bodies, while in a human form. Otherwise, he is as much a spirit as I am, and so incapable of reproducing in that manner.

[evokingfool]

[...? Who is this man?]

It'd be reassuring to some people [like Yosuke] that it's not possible... But it won't stop the muns from brainstorming.

[butterflyguardian]

*Don't mind him, he's just been subtly spying on you and Souji both.*

That is true. The human imagination knows no bounds.