Homeless canon OC

[singcuckoo]

There are so many reasons this is a terrible idea, you stupid child.

The first of which is that you barely finished reading the book.

The second of which is because my powers consist nearly entirely of 'god-modding' my way into people's lives and you'd never get me into a game with them- and don't you fucking dare think about taking them away.

No, you shut up. You shut up right now.

Stop it.

Comments

[singcuckoo]

Oh no, don't go. Your conversation is so incredibly stimulating. I can't bear your loss.

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Your sincerity is overwhelming.

[singcuckoo]

I'm usually overwhelming.

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I've been described similarly.

[singcuckoo]

Really? A little puppy like you?

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Oh I get it.

You're funny.

[singcuckoo]

Hilarious, of course.

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Delightful.

[singcuckoo]

I'm a nice boy.

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Fun fact, I can tell when someone's lying.

[singcuckoo]

Fun fact, I don't give a shit.

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[Quiet snort] I suspected. I just thought you'd like to know.

[singcuckoo]

I already knew about your little werewolf powers, Derek.