Homeless canon OC

[singcuckoo]

There are so many reasons this is a terrible idea, you stupid child.

The first of which is that you barely finished reading the book.

The second of which is because my powers consist nearly entirely of 'god-modding' my way into people's lives and you'd never get me into a game with them- and don't you fucking dare think about taking them away.

No, you shut up. You shut up right now.

Stop it.

Comments

[element_wizard]

God-modding sadly is a forbidden art, as much fun as it is.

[singcuckoo]

So boring. Why would I want to go somewhere that I'd have to work?

[alphabeta]

since when has 'not finishing' ever stopped someone?


She only made the journal in the past week, but believe me, she picked me up about three episodes in.

[singcuckoo]

Oh, she finished. I just think her enthusiasm will fade and I'll be left in limbo.

Or not, it's so hard to tell when you can't actually influence these things.

[element_wizard]

Define work.

[singcuckoo]

Having to be nice to people to get things from them.

[element_wizard]

Ahhh!

I see. *grins* Yeah, that can be annoying.

[singcuckoo]

I don't know why anyone would do it that way.

[element_wizard]

Generally because they can't do it any other way?

[singcuckoo]

...wow, that sucks for them.

[element_wizard]

Yeah, I know.

[singcuckoo]

I just thought they weren't. [His lack of awareness of others would be funny if it didn't involve stabbings so often.]

[alphabeta]

Wow, I wish I could count how many times that's happened oh wait I don't have that many fingers..

...she's threatening to take me away now.

[singcuckoo]

Oh no, don't go. Your conversation is so incredibly stimulating. I can't bear your loss.

[element_wizard]

Generally speaking, I've found that if someone doesn't do something to take the easy way out they're either perfectly virtuous or they can't do it.

[singcuckoo]

The easy ways are more fun, it's true.

[element_wizard]

They're also easier. Mankind generally is lazy and will take the easy way out.

[alphabeta]

Your sincerity is overwhelming.

[singcuckoo]

I'm usually overwhelming.

[singcuckoo]

You're limiting that to mankind? Speciesist.

[withmybrain]

[She is here under protest, just so you all know. She glares.]

Black and blue and rage. Dark.

Hate you.

[alphabeta]

I've been described similarly.

[singcuckoo]

That's hurtful. I want you to know that. You should be nicer to me, sweetheart.

[singcuckoo]

Really? A little puppy like you?

[element_wizard]

[He thinks about if he should protest this for a moment.]

Actually, yes I am.