Homeless canon OC

[singcuckoo]

There are so many reasons this is a terrible idea, you stupid child.

The first of which is that you barely finished reading the book.

The second of which is because my powers consist nearly entirely of 'god-modding' my way into people's lives and you'd never get me into a game with them- and don't you fucking dare think about taking them away.

No, you shut up. You shut up right now.

Stop it.

Comments

[element_wizard]

God-modding sadly is a forbidden art, as much fun as it is.

[singcuckoo]

So boring. Why would I want to go somewhere that I'd have to work?

[element_wizard]

Define work.

[singcuckoo]

Having to be nice to people to get things from them.

[element_wizard]

Ahhh!

I see. *grins* Yeah, that can be annoying.

[singcuckoo]

I don't know why anyone would do it that way.

[element_wizard]

Generally because they can't do it any other way?

[alphabeta]

since when has 'not finishing' ever stopped someone?


She only made the journal in the past week, but believe me, she picked me up about three episodes in.

[singcuckoo]

Oh, she finished. I just think her enthusiasm will fade and I'll be left in limbo.

Or not, it's so hard to tell when you can't actually influence these things.

[alphabeta]

Wow, I wish I could count how many times that's happened oh wait I don't have that many fingers..

...she's threatening to take me away now.

[singcuckoo]

Oh no, don't go. Your conversation is so incredibly stimulating. I can't bear your loss.

[alphabeta]

Your sincerity is overwhelming.

[singcuckoo]

I'm usually overwhelming.

[withmybrain]

[She is here under protest, just so you all know. She glares.]

Black and blue and rage. Dark.

Hate you.

[singcuckoo]

That's hurtful. I want you to know that. You should be nicer to me, sweetheart.

[withmybrain]

[Hearing his voice makes it worse and she presses the heels of her hands to her forehead, gritting her teeth as if she can keep him out that way.]

All made up of...of dark and smoke and glycerine...and...ahh...

[singcuckoo]

Your mind is just full of open doors, isn't it?

Come on, play nicely for me.

if it wasn't obvious she only has the one icon lmao

[withmybrain]

I...can't...can't quantify...seeing...

[She's fighting him as hard as she can, trying to close those doors, but she doesn't know how, and her brain has been physically messed with to make it harder.]

lmao no worries

[singcuckoo]

If you'd behave, I'm sure we could have a lovely conversation. You like mathematics, don't you?

[loveblinded]

It's never fun when they mess with your powers.

[He's just going to stay over here, because for a moment there he had the feeling of coming in contact with pure ice. The sort of ice that burns it's so cold. Of course, the feeling is gone soon after, but even if he's not sure why he got it in the first place he's still going to stay over here until he figures this out. Hahaha.]

[singcuckoo]

[Ice? Jason, please. Luke isn't icy. He's such a nice guy!]

The very idea is absolutely awful. I wouldn't be able to do anything.

[loveblinded]

[Jason smiles, almost positive now that the icy feeling was just his own empathy messing up. It happened sometimes, right? (No, not since Veles.) And he can't help but like Luke, he really does seem nice, the sort of person that just needs some encouragement.]

[He shrugs]

I'm sure you could figure out a way to get by. Losing most things isn't the end of the world, it's just a pain in the ass.

[singcuckoo]

But it's so much easier when you can just take people's things, isn't it?

[This is totally normal- everyone does that, gosh. Luke is the sort of person who just deserves stuff!]

I've never even had a job.

[loveblinded]

[Jason chuckles, amused. He's in the habit of getting nice people to give him things too, so he can appreciate the sentiment.]

I suppose it would be, yeah.

I've never had what most people would consider a job. I mean, you can't really put it on a resume for... well anywhere. I don't really know what I'd do if I had to work a normal job.

[If he wanted to Luke would be scarily good at Jason's job, though he'd probably skip the sex and just steal their wallet.]

[singcuckoo]

I suppose I've taken jobs. I mean, if I get bored... you have to do something.

But I wouldn't know what to do with a normal job.

[Hmph. He's sulking.]