On test driving and so forth [spoilers will exist in comments, most likely]

[firsttimeinforever]

Wow! Okay, you know me, I am in no way going to complain that you are thinking about putting me in a game. Games have people! And you're not even threatening to send me to someplace awful, either - I really appreciate that, believe me. And I'm having so much fun, so thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

Buuuuut... well, I mean. Weren't you just saying you don't have enough time to play the characters in the games you already have? I don't wanna be a downer or anything, but you should really be careful about that. You really love playing them, and I don't want to be the reason that you had to stop playing any of them.

[ a pause, and then kind of in an aside ]

Uh, also, you were kidding about the... sex game, right?

...Right?

Comments

[heartworthmining]

She was kidding about the sex game.

[She had better be kidding about it.]

[firsttimeinforever]

Oh, well, I do kind of hope so but, um...

Well, I might sort of kind of maybe be on a test drive.

Or two.

[ she makes an expression that is half "blech" and half "oh god Elsa's gonna go mental" ]

[heartworthmining]

Test drives. For games based on sex?

[Ooooh, Elsa will be pissed. YOU DO NOT GO RUINING HER LITTLE SISTER'S VIRTUE, MUN. SHE'S GOING TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE LIKE A GOOD KINDA SORTA MEDIEVAL FANTASY PRINCESS. Or, you know, she can do what everyone else does and get pregnant before quickly marrying the father so no one knows she didn't wait.]

[firsttimeinforever]

Not that sort of test drive! [ Anna flails a little, shaking her head vigorously ] No, just. Testing out the... setting, I guess?

Not that kind of. Just. No, not like that.

[ THE MUN WILL NOT RUIN ANNA'S VIRTUE IN THE LEAST, they'll just subtly maneuver her so she ruins her own. Or something. If tab A doesn't go into slot B, it doesn't count? ]

[snedronningen]

...

Sex game?


[welp. time for big sis's to big sis.]

[firsttimeinforever]

[ sob all the big sisters coming to be horrified ]

Ummmm well, I mean, not like. A game that's all about. Sex. But where it. Happens? More than I think is usual.

[ she wrinkles her nose ] Hans is in one of them. Or planning to be.

[snedronningen]

I'll create a fortress of ice between you and Hans before you get close to him in any sex game.

[ಠ_ಠ


We won't talk about what she's doing okay]

[firsttimeinforever]

Oh, don't you worry, I have no intention of letting him get anywhere near me, sex game or not.

And if he tries, I'll punch him again. [ huff ]

[ Elsa no whyyyyyy ]

[hanssome]

Maybe falling fast won't be such a problem for you there. [Don't hit him.]

[firsttimeinforever]

[ Don't count on it.

She's got her fist balled up and a very angry look. You should tread lightly. ]

You can go jump in the lake. Preferably while it's frozen. I'm sure Elsa could accomodate.

[hanssome]

It wasn't meant to be insulting. [Backtracking all the way.] You seem to flourish under pressure, I can't imagine you'll have much trouble.

[snedronningen]

[Casually impales]

[hanssome]

[Dies I guess????]

[grabmybutt]

Anna! You're all right! That's great! So this place is a new look for you psssst I don't think the sex games are such a good idea but then I guess this whole thing is a new look I'll distract your mun so you can figure out how to get out of that one but it's nice, you know, it's nice to be out of everything sorry Anna it's the best I can do for you. Yeah... it's nice....

[firsttimeinforever]

[ oh, Olaf. Anna can't help but giggle a bit at you, and kiss your cheek. ]

I appreciate the effort, but I've got plans. I'll be okay. It's good to see you, though, Olaf!

[grabmybutt]

Oh, you do?

Well hey, as long as it's what you want to do I'm happy! And yeah, it's good to see you all in one piece too.

You know, the white hair was all right for you but this is a better color, I think. And it's nice that you don't have to worry about the whole permanently turning into ice thing any more.

[potentpoisons]

A true lady would avoid such places, but I suppose it is out of your hands. I wish you the best, Lady Anna.

[firsttimeinforever]

Thank you! Trust me, I'd really like to avoid such places if I can.

[potentpoisons]

Do your best. That is all you can do.

[mylifeisice]

At least your mundane has a plan. Not that we mind being on our own, right, buddy? [Sven makes a few happy grunts and nods his big head. Kristoff gets serious, however, hoping to give Anna's mun the ole stink eye. And Mr. Grumpy face is good at those.]

She is kidding about the... other game, right? You're not going anywhere near one of those games.

[firsttimeinforever]

I guess. I'm just a little worried about them overwhelming themselves. Or sending me someplace awful.

[ she leans in and stage whispers ] I don't think they're kidding. I'm hoping to change their mind, though.

[mylifeisice]

Yeah, me too. Mine is busy enough as it is.

[He smirks.] Me too. No offense, Anna, but I'm still not sure I trust you judgment. If I'm not in this game, who's to say you won't go and marry the first guy you meet again? Or something even worse?

[let_it_go]

A sex game?

[Older sister is not happy.]

Getting engaged in the course of one day was bad enough!

[firsttimeinforever]

[ None of them are. Hmmm, the mun's starting to think they might have a problem with this idea! Lovely :D ]

It was not my fault this time! I would seriously much rather not being going to one of those.

[let_it_go]

[Frown frown frown. Elsa was just Not Okay with rushing those things - love and sex and . . . well, everything else.]

[Her only consolation was that it was obviously not Anna's idea.]

Indeed. There are places more befitting of a princess - or a person, for that matter. We are not meant to be peddled as slaves to anything, much less sex.