On test driving and so forth [spoilers will exist in comments, most likely]

[firsttimeinforever]

Wow! Okay, you know me, I am in no way going to complain that you are thinking about putting me in a game. Games have people! And you're not even threatening to send me to someplace awful, either - I really appreciate that, believe me. And I'm having so much fun, so thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

Buuuuut... well, I mean. Weren't you just saying you don't have enough time to play the characters in the games you already have? I don't wanna be a downer or anything, but you should really be careful about that. You really love playing them, and I don't want to be the reason that you had to stop playing any of them.

[ a pause, and then kind of in an aside ]

Uh, also, you were kidding about the... sex game, right?

...Right?

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[heartworthmining]

She was kidding about the sex game.

[She had better be kidding about it.]

[snedronningen]

...

Sex game?


[welp. time for big sis's to big sis.]

[firsttimeinforever]

Oh, well, I do kind of hope so but, um...

Well, I might sort of kind of maybe be on a test drive.

Or two.

[ she makes an expression that is half "blech" and half "oh god Elsa's gonna go mental" ]

[firsttimeinforever]

[ sob all the big sisters coming to be horrified ]

Ummmm well, I mean, not like. A game that's all about. Sex. But where it. Happens? More than I think is usual.

[ she wrinkles her nose ] Hans is in one of them. Or planning to be.

[snedronningen]

I'll create a fortress of ice between you and Hans before you get close to him in any sex game.

[ಠ_ಠ


We won't talk about what she's doing okay]

[firsttimeinforever]

Oh, don't you worry, I have no intention of letting him get anywhere near me, sex game or not.

And if he tries, I'll punch him again. [ huff ]

[ Elsa no whyyyyyy ]

[heartworthmining]

Test drives. For games based on sex?

[Ooooh, Elsa will be pissed. YOU DO NOT GO RUINING HER LITTLE SISTER'S VIRTUE, MUN. SHE'S GOING TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE LIKE A GOOD KINDA SORTA MEDIEVAL FANTASY PRINCESS. Or, you know, she can do what everyone else does and get pregnant before quickly marrying the father so no one knows she didn't wait.]

[snedronningen]

[She puts a hand to her forehead, obviously frustrated.]

My mun's been joking about sending me to one of them as well. I can only hope she isn't serious, or at the very least there won't be space for me once she gets back.

[firsttimeinforever]

Not that sort of test drive! [ Anna flails a little, shaking her head vigorously ] No, just. Testing out the... setting, I guess?

Not that kind of. Just. No, not like that.

[ THE MUN WILL NOT RUIN ANNA'S VIRTUE IN THE LEAST, they'll just subtly maneuver her so she ruins her own. Or something. If tab A doesn't go into slot B, it doesn't count? ]

[firsttimeinforever]

Yeah.

[ huffing and punch-threats aside, Anna is... not exactly thrilled by the idea. ]

Mmmmaybe they won't want us? 'Cause we're all... princessy?

[heartworthmining]

Alright... [Anna who the hell taught you sex ed that's not how it works] You said that she doesn't have time for the people she has already? Then she shouldn't have the attention span to apply you anywhere.

[Why yes, Elsa is tense about her little sister being at the mercy of amoral godlike beings, why do you ask?]

[snedronningen]

I think that makes us more of a target.

[Her lips press together tightly.]

You're sure you'd be safe from Hans? I'd rather be there with you if he's there. I don't want him trying anything again.

[firsttimeinforever]

[ She learned from a book she stole from Dad's library... ]

Well, that's what they say anyway. Or more... "I barely have time, I don't know if I could handle another" [ that... is not a good imitation of me, Anna. I do not sound like Sven. ]

[firsttimeinforever]

Oh. Well... Hmm.

[ Anna rocks back on her heels a bit ]

Well, they said we can learn magic at the one Hans is at, so I can probably protect myself, don't you think? And anyway, apparently I irritate him, so he probably wouldn't want to be anywhere near me anyway.

[snedronningen]

That doesn't mean you're safe.

[STILL WORRIED.]

[firsttimeinforever]

[ takes her hands ]

Elsa, I don't think I'd be safe anywhere. At least I'll know to be extra careful if Hans is around, though, right?

[snedronningen]

[Holds on to your hands tight.]

If you feel like you're in over your head, promise me that you'll tell me. First thing.

[firsttimeinforever]

[ They're just gonna cling to each others' hands for a bit, aren't they? ]

Promise. Cross my heart, swear on a snowflake. I will tell you if I feel like I can't handle everything.

...Promise you'll tell me if you get in trouble?

[snedronningen]

[5evar]

Of course. I'm not closing that door any more.

[hanssome]

Maybe falling fast won't be such a problem for you there. [Don't hit him.]

[firsttimeinforever]

[ HUG TIME. Anna will be using every opportunity she gets for Elsa hugs for the foreseeable future, she's missed out on thirteen years of them! ]

Good.

Where's yours thinking about? Mmmmaybe we could end up in the same place! Then we could at least look out for each other.

[firsttimeinforever]

[ Don't count on it.

She's got her fist balled up and a very angry look. You should tread lightly. ]

You can go jump in the lake. Preferably while it's frozen. I'm sure Elsa could accomodate.

[snedronningen]

[So many hugs. Okay? Okay.]

I'm not sure-- She's not even sure. Says something about seeing all the places I'm already reserved at makes her anxious.

[Sighs]

She may throw me into some test drives soon.

[snedronningen]

[Casually impales]

[hanssome]

It wasn't meant to be insulting. [Backtracking all the way.] You seem to flourish under pressure, I can't imagine you'll have much trouble.