mostly homeless

[allbluedreams]

Can't handle anyone else? Ma, well I guess I can see that. I'd kick their asses for giving you shit if I thought I could make it better.

You don't have to bring me to a game, you know. I'm content just to sit here. But, if you do happen to be intrigued by anything full of beautiful ladies in need of a dashing prince to come to their rescue~ I wouldn't say no to that either.

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[kuukai]

Plenty a things you can do on your own in your mundane's headspace. [ Small red-haired brat is chowing down on a hamburger, watching you closely. ]

Except you know it can get fucking crowded. Especially if you have neighbors. [ There's eerie music coming from the door down the hall and Kyouko scowls in its general direction. ]

[allbluedreams]

[ah what a little cutie-chan~! Eating shit food but he's not about to criticize her for it even if the cook in him wants to make her something better, more filling and healthier overall to provide nourishment a growing lady needs to blossom into a woman~~!

But...

That aside--]

It's plenty crowded but I have my hands full looking after these shit for brains-- and of course lovely ladies.

Are your neighbors not to your liking, Miss...?
[does anyone need an ass kicking?]

[kuukai]

Kyouko. [ No last name given because refined girl Kyouko is not. Also the hamburger has completely disappeared and she's now digging into her hoodie looking for something else. ] They're so dull. And creepy, some of them. Especially the goth one. Dunno what HER problem is.

[ She does find a spare box of Pocky and cracks it open, putting one in her mouth to idly chew on. ] Who're you anyway, huh?

[ace_of_hearts]

No places in mind yet?

I'm pretty sure every game has a few hot chicks in need of a prince or two.

[allbluedreams]

Ha really? Then I'm good to go! There's plenty of lovely ladies around here too if she'd just spam me out a little. Ah well.

How are you doing? That green haired piece of shit giving you any trouble?

[ace_of_hearts]

Maybe you just need to beg more enthusiastically.

Ah? Yeah, always. [Giant thumbs up.] But that's what makes it fun to kick his ass. Besides, I'm pretty sure I give him more trouble than the other way around.

[justoneword]

[Talking on a computer? She can totally do that.]

It's okay, I don't have a game either. It's a lot better, I really didn't like the game I was in before. It was really scary. There were monsters and night was like two weeks long. A robot tried to kill me!

[allbluedreams]

[yeah he'd heard of games like that. He's conflicted on whether he actually wants to go. There are people that could use his help but it would be a long haul alone]

Maybe in some cases it's better to be homeless... [if the alternative is almost getting killed-- especially for those who can't fight back] Glad you made it safely~! Would you care for something to perk you up?

[since he has a recipe or two he's been wanting to try and who better to practice with than a little, somewhat beleaguered, cutie?]

[doctor_reindeer]

I don't think there are many places you wouldn't go for a pretty girl Sanji.

[allbluedreams]

You got that right~! Just like our shitty captain'd go anywhere for meat and our shitty marimo would go anywhere for booze if he could find his own head. And you for cotton candy~?

[allendsmeat]

Sanji! Meat!

[allbluedreams]

Get out of here, you idiot! Tch. You're half the shitty problem to begin with. [chucks meat steak at, tough enough to last him a while] Shitty leftovers. And don't come back when you're finished or I'll kick your ass overboard.

[3d2y]

What are you talking about?? Of course you have to come here, Sanji! Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Chopper are here!

[ luffy is a natural enabler ... ]

[allbluedreams]

Oh look another one. [damn. he wasn't expecting that] All that and no me, huh?

[that is looking pretty grim. shit.]

[redfootzeff]

Well, what do you know? She may not be able to cook worth a damn, but my mun was right about there being multiple yous running around.

[allbluedreams]

[What the hell is the crap geezer doing here? That's the last face he expected to see especially after so long. Please tell him that Zeff or any of the other assholes at the Baratie didn't see his joke of a Wanted poster. They can't. Odacchi The Universe doesn't hate him that much does he?]

I guess I'm just really damned popular. Don't be harsh to her cooking to her face, though, old man, or I'll kick your ass.

[he's gotten stronger now and he's probably a lot closer to actually being able to do it]

[mera_mera_ace]

Awe, come on Sanji! One shouldn't limit himself to just the fairer sex. Out on the sea you should be accepting of all forms of love. [winks at Sanji]

[allbluedreams]

There's only room in my heart for the sort of love that comes from a beautiful woman! So soft and delicate and light~! Perfect for doing a little of this~~! And some of that~~! How could anyone decide anything different~~?

[overthroen]

Perhaps a more meditative approach is the best for now. I find I'm the most productive in absence of another universe's business, in any case.

[ Rose is sitting back comfortably in a chair and knitting. ] But by all means, if wanderlust strikes you, go forth and quest. Who am I to stop you?

[allbluedreams]

I'm not the kind of guy who just goes questing by myself.

[it seems a bit selfish to take his abilities away from those who need it most. Nearly everyone on the sea can fight to some capacity but--cooking? Nutrition? That's rarer than you'd expect. At any rate, he enjoyed the company of others, not that he'd admit it.]

You look comfortable there, Miss. Would you care for some tea?

[mamaterasu]

[Are you the masterful cook her mun speaks highly about? You certainly smell like a cook... All this white wolf can pick up with just a whiff of the air is a mix of aromatic spices and oils on your clothes and hands, bro. You must work with the stuff enough that the scents just saturated the cloth or something. Either way, it's making this bottomless pit of a canine's mouth water, and she licks over her chops as a bit of drool begins to form around them. W-Wonder if he could make food from the stuff in those little metal reed things... She hasn't had anything really satisfying in forever.

Maybe he even has food on him right now.

Hello, yes, you're going to be approached by a hungry looking white wolf, doot doot. At least her bod language is more fluid and friendly and her tail's wagging behind her. A human who smells of food is a friend to her, oh yes And a fellow lover of the womanly type? Boooooooi, you AIGHT.]

[allbluedreams]

[oh, hello, a wolf... Looks a little too rangy to be good eating though it's hard to tell under that fur and anyway, he's not even close to the amount of desperate he'd need to be to try and prepare one. Anyway, the wolf looks hungry more than anything else]

Hungry...?

[he crouches and observes the creature]

Can I give you a snack without you biting my hand off?

[he wouldn't put it past, or particularly blame, a hungry wolf. But that won't stop him from kicking its teeth in if he has to]

[nosenobounds]

[ Sanji pls. ]

Good luck finding a game like that.

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[allbluedreams]

Don't dash a man's dream before it's even come true. [shitty longnose] I'm sure there's a game out there solely for damsels in distress and I will be there to throw myself at their feet~~

[allbluedreams]

[and how they would thank him! Surrounding him in their feminine glory! All poofy dresses and pointy hats and giggle as they laugh and touch and then a little of 'oh! we shouldn't! but we can't! ah, Sanji-kun~! Sanji-kun~!]

I'm here for you all my beautiful ladies! Don't be shy! Princess Nami-swan! Princess Robin-chwan! [He was so undeserving]