mostly homeless

[allbluedreams]

Can't handle anyone else? Ma, well I guess I can see that. I'd kick their asses for giving you shit if I thought I could make it better.

You don't have to bring me to a game, you know. I'm content just to sit here. But, if you do happen to be intrigued by anything full of beautiful ladies in need of a dashing prince to come to their rescue~ I wouldn't say no to that either.

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[kuukai]

Plenty a things you can do on your own in your mundane's headspace. [ Small red-haired brat is chowing down on a hamburger, watching you closely. ]

Except you know it can get fucking crowded. Especially if you have neighbors. [ There's eerie music coming from the door down the hall and Kyouko scowls in its general direction. ]

[allbluedreams]

[ah what a little cutie-chan~! Eating shit food but he's not about to criticize her for it even if the cook in him wants to make her something better, more filling and healthier overall to provide nourishment a growing lady needs to blossom into a woman~~!

But...

That aside--]

It's plenty crowded but I have my hands full looking after these shit for brains-- and of course lovely ladies.

Are your neighbors not to your liking, Miss...?
[does anyone need an ass kicking?]

[ace_of_hearts]

No places in mind yet?

I'm pretty sure every game has a few hot chicks in need of a prince or two.

[allbluedreams]

Ha really? Then I'm good to go! There's plenty of lovely ladies around here too if she'd just spam me out a little. Ah well.

How are you doing? That green haired piece of shit giving you any trouble?

[justoneword]

[Talking on a computer? She can totally do that.]

It's okay, I don't have a game either. It's a lot better, I really didn't like the game I was in before. It was really scary. There were monsters and night was like two weeks long. A robot tried to kill me!

[ace_of_hearts]

Maybe you just need to beg more enthusiastically.

Ah? Yeah, always. [Giant thumbs up.] But that's what makes it fun to kick his ass. Besides, I'm pretty sure I give him more trouble than the other way around.

[doctor_reindeer]

I don't think there are many places you wouldn't go for a pretty girl Sanji.

[allbluedreams]

[yeah he'd heard of games like that. He's conflicted on whether he actually wants to go. There are people that could use his help but it would be a long haul alone]

Maybe in some cases it's better to be homeless... [if the alternative is almost getting killed-- especially for those who can't fight back] Glad you made it safely~! Would you care for something to perk you up?

[since he has a recipe or two he's been wanting to try and who better to practice with than a little, somewhat beleaguered, cutie?]

[allbluedreams]

You got that right~! Just like our shitty captain'd go anywhere for meat and our shitty marimo would go anywhere for booze if he could find his own head. And you for cotton candy~?

[allbluedreams]

If I had the time to beg I'd be on my knees night and day. As it is we're both too busy.

Yeah? Keep it going. The lunkhead'd probably chalk it up to some form of shitty training or something. I think all the nutrients go straight to his muscles and skip his brain which is why he's so damn dumb. [and just because he's curious] What kind of training do you get up to anyway?

[more out of politeness toward Ace than any real desire to know what that moron is doing]

[allendsmeat]

Sanji! Meat!

[3d2y]

What are you talking about?? Of course you have to come here, Sanji! Zoro, Nami, Usopp and Chopper are here!

[ luffy is a natural enabler ... ]

[allbluedreams]

Get out of here, you idiot! Tch. You're half the shitty problem to begin with. [chucks meat steak at, tough enough to last him a while] Shitty leftovers. And don't come back when you're finished or I'll kick your ass overboard.

[allbluedreams]

Oh look another one. [damn. he wasn't expecting that] All that and no me, huh?

[that is looking pretty grim. shit.]

[doctor_reindeer]

[He rubs the back of his head.]

Well...I'm not sure if I'd go anywhere.

[Having a healthy dose of fear can go a long way.]

[kuukai]

Kyouko. [ No last name given because refined girl Kyouko is not. Also the hamburger has completely disappeared and she's now digging into her hoodie looking for something else. ] They're so dull. And creepy, some of them. Especially the goth one. Dunno what HER problem is.

[ She does find a spare box of Pocky and cracks it open, putting one in her mouth to idly chew on. ] Who're you anyway, huh?

[allendsmeat]

Okay! By the way, tell Ace when he's done doing weird things to Zoro, we should do something!

[allbluedreams]

Ha come on. You're a shitty man, aren't you? What's the worst that could happen? [and he'd get your back anyway]

[3d2y]

Yeah! That's why you have to come! Because you can make that canned stuff taste awesome --

I mean, because everyone should be together.

[ but mostly because sanji can make canned food taste awesome

it's really, really hard to find anything but canned food in haven. ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[A laugh.] No wonder then. Too bad we can't give our muns more time to do things they want on top of everything else, eh?

[And a lighter grin.] Just some sparring and reps. Zoro's really good at the meditating and repetition thing, but I'd always rather be out surfing or fighting. [Fist into palm.] Sonic said he'd teach me snowboarding though! And with Nautilus as it is, I won't actually melt the snow unless I want to!

[Leans back again relaxing.] How about you? Any time to work in some exercise between chopping vegetables and taking care of all the ladies in the world?

[allbluedreams]

Ah, well. You can't always choose who you room with. [though he can't complain. Not really] It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Kyouko. My name is Sanji...

[he notices that she seems to be hungry and it's no wonder that she still is given the shit she's eating]

I'm a chef by trade so I'd be happy to make you something if you'd like.

[redfootzeff]

Well, what do you know? She may not be able to cook worth a damn, but my mun was right about there being multiple yous running around.

[justoneword]

I think it's better. They didn't even have any game systems there! A world without video games!

[She's blinking for a moment.]

Something to perk me up? Like what?

[allbluedreams]

Sounds like a great place! [he wouldn't say no to surfboarding or fighting though the repetition and meditation? Pass. Who has time for that shit. Not him. He'd rather be active]

I train while I work. It's efficient and that way the ladies won't have to sacrifice a single moment of my loving time except when it's feeding time for the shitheads.

[he had something going even as they were speaking because he's always prepared for a D to show up, usually a Luffy but a D is a D ]

Speaking of which...

[pushes over a plate of ribs]

Happened to have this shit lying around.

[in the oven for a few hours until the meat is tender and sauced to perfection. Not that he expects you to taste much but a D is a D]

[ace_of_hearts]

Oi. Shut up.

Where do you want to do something?