dear_mun | i don't need a reason; i do what i want.

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I don't see any kittens here, my lady; you promised me kittens.

[ guys, head spaces are scary places without any kittens. ]

They're kittens. They wouldn't play hide and seek like that. They always mewl.

[Welp here's the end of what he knows about an eight-year-old.]

I'm sure they'll be there soon.

If they don't show up, do you think she'd allow me to return home and get Ser Pounce? And Lady Whiskers, too.

I'm certain she would. You are the king, after all.

I'm not certain she cares much about that.

Then you must make her.