i don't need a reason; i do what i want.

[likestheseals]

I don't see any kittens here, my lady; you promised me kittens.

[ guys, head spaces are scary places without any kittens. ]

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[burnsobright]

My sweet.

[Although... Tommen hardly needs any kittens.]

I'm afraid you will find that these mundanes are fickle beings.

[likestheseals]

[ You're kidding, right? He needs all the kittens. ]

But she promised them, Mother.

[burnsobright]

And their promises are not worth the breath they waste upon them.

[likestheseals]

It sounded like a good promise, though.

[burnsobright]

Yet there are no kittens, are there, my sweet?

[likestheseals]

Perhaps she's forgotten them.

[slayedaking]

[Check it, it's Uncle Daddy Ser Uncle!]

Perhaps you haven't found them yet, Your Grace. Are they hiding?

[likestheseals]

[ ...Oh. Oh, hey Ser Uncle. 'Sup? ]

But where would they be hiding? I haven't even heard them mewl.

[slayedaking]

Perhaps they're being very quiet so you can come find them.

[likestheseals]

They're kittens. They wouldn't play hide and seek like that. They always mewl.

[slayedaking]

[Welp here's the end of what he knows about an eight-year-old.]

I'm sure they'll be there soon.

[likestheseals]

If they don't show up, do you think she'd allow me to return home and get Ser Pounce? And Lady Whiskers, too.

[slayedaking]

I'm certain she would. You are the king, after all.

[likestheseals]

I'm not certain she cares much about that.

[slayedaking]

Then you must make her.

[but_sweeter]

What of Ser Pounce, Lady Whiskers and Boots?

[likestheseals]

They're not here, either. [ he's so distressed, sis. ;A; ]

[but_sweeter]

Perhaps they shall show up.

[likestheseals]

If she finds me others, I shall have to think of new names for them.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

Kittens are stupid and slow.

[likestheseals]

They'll be faster when they grow up.

Sorry for the lateness, I was mid-move! :c

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You can still catch them.

[thelionoftherock]

Your Grace should be more careful.

[likestheseals]

You mean like bring them with me next time?

[thelionoftherock]

About who you accept promises from.

[edric]

You play with kittens?

[likestheseals]

Well, yes. I've have three.

[edric]

Kittens are for girls.

[likestheseals]

[ LE GASP. ]

No they're not. Boys - er, kings can play with them, too.

[edric]

Kings should be tough. You don't sound tough at all.