Voicetesting and torturing the muse.

[honestgoods]

No. No. I don't care if you have a key board. What is that even -- hey! [ Sven is nudging his antlers into Kristoff's back. ] Wait a minute-- you're siding with her? [ Another nudge from Sven, this time a little harder, and it almost bucks Kristoff. He makes an audible sound of frustration. ] All right! All right! I'll do it.

[ Folding his arms and turning around to face Sven, glaring at his reindeer friend. ] This better just stay between the three of us, [ glares at mun. ] Okay?

[ Sigh. Deep breath.

Strike up the music. ]

All my life has been clumps of snow in my face
And then suddenly I'm bribed by you

I’ve been working my whole life selling ice
And maybe it’s the carrots talking or it's Sven being rude

But with you, yeah with you
I see your face, and it's nothing like I've ever known before--

[ Pause. ] I'm not going to do this!

Comments

[hanssome]

I think I did it better, personally.

[honestgoods]

Personally, you were lying through your teeth -- which, by the way, I could knock right out.

[hanssome]

Not necessarily. [He does love sandwiches.] I think that's been taken care of.

[honestgoods]

I still see teeth.

[snedronningen]

[Don't mind the queen over here giggling a bit.]

Don't stop, it was adorable.

[Though. Still cheesy. Super cheesy.]

[honestgoods]

That's not a royally directed order, so I'm going to have to say 'no'.

[ ELSA! That is what Sven would be saying, cantering over and pushing his face against your arm. ]

[snedronningen]

[She'll be patting Sven's muzzle affectionately. God it was nice to be able to touch things without fear any longer.]

I bet you'd do it if my sister asked you to. And it wouldn't even have to be a a "royally directed order".

[She's got u pegged mister.]

[honestgoods]

[ And Sven's little puff of tail is wagging. ]

Despite what you think, I can say 'no' to Anna. [ He just sucks at it. ]

[willsuffice]

[A smile, and a brief huff of laughter muffled quickly by her hand.]

Why not? As far as I'm concerned, it's better than the original. [Because, you know, at least he actually means it.]

[honestgoods]

Thank you, err, Your Majesty, but I'm not really in the singing mood right now.

[ Sven's pushing his antlers against Kristoff's back. ]

Hey! I said I'm not going to sing and I'm not!

[willsuffice]

It isn't so bad. In fact, I'm sure Anna will like it far better from you.

[Hey there, Sven, thanks for the assist. You are a very good reindeer and if she had one she would give you a carrot right around now.]

[honestgoods]

You think so? [ He smiles at the image of Anna smiling, asking him to sing. But then he remembers where he is and shakes his head. ] Uh, I mean -- no. No.

[ He's swatting at Sven's antlers from behind him, as Sven keeps poking at him. ]

[takesyoubytheheart]

[Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh-]

Th-that was... Uh... somethin' special!

[honestgoods]

Yeah right.

[ He's just going to stew, now. ]

[takesyoubytheheart]

Aw, at least ya meant what ya said!

[honestgoods]

Elsa keeps telling me that. Thanks.

[bothfoulandfair]

Well, I thought it was decent.

[honestgoods]

That's because you're too kind, Your Majesty.

[bothfoulandfair]

I don't know about that. [She's mostly kidding, she's more or less over the whole self loathing thing.] I'm sorry you had more of an audience than you were expecting.

[honestgoods]

It's fine. I get to sing to Anna, anyways.

[feistiest]

You can't tell me you're done already! You've barely even started!

[honestgoods]

[ Who's that? Is that -- gasp -- Anna?! Yay, Anna! Sven puts the front of his face against Kristoff's back and pushes the young man towards Anna, all while Kristoff flails. ]

Whoa! Hey! Wait a minute--! [ Kristoff tries to dig his heels into the ground but it's to no avail, as Sven gives a good headbutt into Kristoff's back and knocks the ice master right into Anna, who he puts his arms around, holding her close in his vie for balance. ]

Whoa!

[feistiest]

[ This is the part where she just simply can't quit all that smiling. It spreads across her face and even appears to light up the sight of her eyes.

Focus, Anna. Say something — anything! Oh, but it's too late, isn't it? Because as soon as she opens her mouth, he's headed straight for her. Anna gasps, holding (more like flailing) out her arms. ] Hey, hey! I gotcha! I — ooph.

[ Anna swats away stray hairs before grabbing hold of Kristoff's (incredible) arms. ]

See? — Nailed it.

[ Ignore the fact that she's starting to teeter off to the right just a smidge. ]

[offday]

Got roped into the whole song and dance thing too, huh?

[let_it_go]

[Wow.]

I didn't know you were so . . . musically inclined.